Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got hit by a car walking to work. My first thought wasn't to call 911 or my husband, but to call work to let them know I wouldn't be able to make it in for my shift. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML
Today, I was riding an electric scooter on my way to work when a car sped out of a driveway and hit me. Not only did I end up in hospital, but I missed my job on the second day back. FML
Today, while driving to work, an idiot pulled out of a junction without looking and wiped me out. I'm now in hospital with two broken legs, looking at employment pages because I didn't give work "enough notice" about my absence. FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
Today, the day before I was supposed to go back to work after I got sick, ended up in the hospital, and primary doctor put me on medical leave, I got fired. FML
Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML
Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML
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Top comments
FiendHunter 19
Karma. Don't lie dude.
thee_most_dope 30
Good luck explaining to your boss why you were out shopping and getting hit by cars when you were supposed to be "sick".
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Comments (93)
casste 6
Don't lie to yourself, guys. We all need a day off sometimes.
baileygirl88 8
Everyone on here acts like they've never done this before-calling in sick when you're not really. I know I have once or twice! Sorry OP! At least you are alive!
baileygirl88 8
Alive
vikky538 29
you don't get what you want...be careful what you wish for...
that_one_guy423 11
Karma can be a bitch can't it?
blindkid1790 12
People need to remember you don't have to go to work. sometimes you just need a day to yourself and for yourself, in the OP's case they now just have more than the one day they needed off!
ayyyyyyyy_chris 1
Sorry op, clearly you deserve better than someone who cared more about his manhood than your well being and health!
SoftballMe123 5
If ur boss asks just say U were going to Walgreens to pick up some cough drops or if u were going clothes shopping just say that U had to buy some clothes for some ones birthday.
Joshawott 21
Now that's what I call Carma. (Geddit? Because karma, but a car was invol-I'll let myself out).
1gullible_bugger 34
Karma's a bitch, dude.
xpsychocatladyx 15
I find that you both deserve this and don't... you lied but ya know everyone needs a day off now and again... bad choice in days man