Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML
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Today, I got hit by a car walking to work. My first thought wasn't to call 911 or my husband, but to call work to let them know I wouldn't be able to make it in for my shift. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML
Today, I was riding an electric scooter on my way to work when a car sped out of a driveway and hit me. Not only did I end up in hospital, but I missed my job on the second day back. FML
Today, while driving to work, an idiot pulled out of a junction without looking and wiped me out. I'm now in hospital with two broken legs, looking at employment pages because I didn't give work "enough notice" about my absence. FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
Today, the day before I was supposed to go back to work after I got sick, ended up in the hospital, and primary doctor put me on medical leave, I got fired. FML
Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML
Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML
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Top comments
FiendHunter 19
Karma. Don't lie dude.
thee_most_dope 30
Good luck explaining to your boss why you were out shopping and getting hit by cars when you were supposed to be "sick".
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Comments (93)
Caitastrophic 11
So just cause he called in sick to work, he deserves to be hit by a car? All you people who hit YDI are just really mean.
ladyg228 15
Damn that sucks but now you have a real reason to not go into work get well soon!
manda_xD 9
sorry about that OP. Hope you get better soon.
Parvati48 15
Well Karma is a bitch but sorry OP, I hope you get better soon! :/
fiveforfighting 26
Understandable that you wanted a day off. Well now you get what you asked for? Still sorry to hear that though. Get well soon!
IWishIWasObama 12
pffft... rookie
kalbrek009 20
KARMA!!!!
CourtneyPaigee16 13
Ah come on, everyone calls in sick while not actually being sick every once in a while. I don't think OP deserved to be hit by a car! Feel better :)
Epickitty58 29
At least you can say you were so sick that you had to go to the ER. So sorry, get well soon!
LaLaVee13 6
Ohh karma!!