Oh this is so terrible, but I can't stop myself from laughing. I apologize for my dark sense of humour, OP. I hope both you and your wife are ok.

twinning!

That's just proof they're soul mates!

I hope you're okay...

36, if op blindly stepped into a busy street while reading fml's on his phone.

I have a dark sense of humour too, but this just isn't funny.

This reminds me of Home Alone 1 & 2 where the delivery guy and airport shuttles keep hitting that statue, only this is much worse...

it's final destination number 1

Was it the same car too?

I think you mean bad car-ma

Yeah it would suck of you got hit by a car driving to the hospital. Atleast you're already there.

I'm more worried that OP was hit by a car as they were walking INTO the hospital.

for some hospitals the main entrance is also a drop off zone so op was probably hit just before he was actually inside the building?

But they already "shared" a room

aww bonding time :)

Good way to strike up a conversation. Pretend to hit it off again. Only this time OP knows that the attempt won't crash and burn.

like the car!

As someone who was hit by a car, I have to add that they do not tend to crash and burn after hitting a pedestrian.

What is 15% of more? Lots? Bunches? I must know.

LOL

Everybody knows that.... But did you know that a game show hosts should only host games shows?

You replied on the wrong comment dude

Smoke another one, Cheech.

Get out.

Get out? Get back in here and make more puns!

Nice

Those puns were NEUTRAL. Come on and make another on to DRIVE it on home.