By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 842
You deserved it 4 848

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At least you were close to a hospital?

That is the very definition of irony. At least you two can share a room now

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That's just bad luck..

Oh this is so terrible, but I can't stop myself from laughing. I apologize for my dark sense of humour, OP. I hope both you and your wife are ok.

That's just proof they're soul mates!

I hope you're okay...

36, if op blindly stepped into a busy street while reading fml's on his phone.

I have a dark sense of humour too, but this just isn't funny.

This reminds me of Home Alone 1 & 2 where the delivery guy and airport shuttles keep hitting that statue, only this is much worse...

it's final destination number 1

Was it the same car too?

I think you mean bad car-ma

At least you were close to a hospital?

Yeah it would suck of you got hit by a car driving to the hospital. Atleast you're already there.

I'm more worried that OP was hit by a car as they were walking INTO the hospital.

for some hospitals the main entrance is also a drop off zone so op was probably hit just before he was actually inside the building?

That is the very definition of irony. At least you two can share a room now

But they already "shared" a room

aww bonding time :)

Good way to strike up a conversation. Pretend to hit it off again. Only this time OP knows that the attempt won't crash and burn.

As someone who was hit by a car, I have to add that they do not tend to crash and burn after hitting a pedestrian.

Sorry to hear that OP. Hope you and your wife get better

Only 15 minutes could save you 15 percent of more...

What is 15% of more? Lots? Bunches? I must know.

now you feel her pain

I hope the two of you heal quickly.

Everybody knows that.... But did you know that a game show hosts should only host games shows?

You replied on the wrong comment dude

Smoke another one, Cheech.

The irony x100 though I hope you are okay

Wow, what are the odds? My wishes to you and your wife.

I hope you WHEEL feel better. That must be TIREsome.

Get out? Get back in here and make more puns!

Those puns were NEUTRAL. Come on and make another on to DRIVE it on home.