Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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akd1v 0
who the hell talks about the bible during sex anyways ?
ilovejorgerabara 3
Who the hell has a conversation during sex anyways?
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Comments (170)
nickflackafury 0
well maybe if you were better at sex he wouldn't have to make boring conversation. ever think of that? selfish.
allmidnighteyes 10
He's gonna ask to nail you on a cross next.
enoughgrace 4
dirty, but funny.
mattitucklove01 0
to much drama , time for the right guy to understand! dump him as soon as possible'. .
Bekll 31
That's hilariously funny!
pdp_fml 21
Op, I wonder just how good a Christian he is. You aren't married to him, so you shouldn't be fornicating (having sex without being married).
chey2011 0
you fail
DjeePee 24
Technically it isn't a fail. I mean, OP's boyfriend sounds like a real Bible-humper to me, you know, the kind that condemns sexual intercourse before marriage. It's a little bit ironic.
punkywaffle 0
I guess he ***** ass for the lord
lolitaababy 0
oh my god ahahahahahahahahahah I pictured more of a bible study type convo but this is brilliant
Meaningless 1
Ew, I hate Bible-thumpers.
Onishadowolf 1
......WTF is ur bf Justin Bieber or Kirk Cameron??
klong91 7
What a freak!