Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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akd1v 0
who the hell talks about the bible during sex anyways ?
ilovejorgerabara 3
Who the hell has a conversation during sex anyways?
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Comments (170)
Atgonner 2
So the power of christ is repelling you huh? Interesting.
Mortoli 30
what was he saying? oh god oh god were all gonna die? lol
AmbrosiaFan 18
Yeah I'd be saying goodbye to that. Sorry to hear that OP.
Spartancjm 28
Tbh, if you’re worried about what’s going on in the Bible, you shouldn’t be having sex