Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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akd1v 0
who the hell talks about the bible during sex anyways ?
ilovejorgerabara 3
Who the hell has a conversation during sex anyways?
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Comments (170)
underpaid011 0
tell him the bible says to shut up and give you more head. problem solved, and you get licked. everyone wins.
ky765 0
seeing as how it sais in the bible to not have pre marage sex this coud b a problem
ssurtrebor 2
Why is he even having sex with you if he's so about the Bible? it prohibits pre-marital sex.
lindseytaylor201 0
uhmm that awkward moment when your desperately trying to explain to your boyfriend that he doesn't talk about the bible during sex and he doesn't get it at all.? yeahh...
opiate62 1
isn't fornication forbidden in the bible?
evilcartman 0
god damn it!!
hmna 0
I don't know, you can get some pretty hott ideas from Song of Solomon!
Calyx_fml 21
Tell him he can go **** the bible if he loves it so much.
prettypinkpixie 9
I prefer discussing the Koran while having sex.
barksdalescott 11
Gee, if only you could spell it.
asdmike9 0
cant handle ot domt date a jesus freak... easy... you deserve it