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By zappy - 11/10/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

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By fml - 19/01/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

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Are friends electric?

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 12:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML

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How shocking!

By Anonymous - 04/03/2018 01:30

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2014 04:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML

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By stupiddrunk - 01/03/2011 01:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

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By Cait - 30/01/2017 20:00 - Canada - Olds

Today, my friend figured out that if you poke my neck I scratch like a dog. She has yet to cease doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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Itchy and Scratchy

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 20:00 - Australia

Today, I put a collar on my dog to get rid of his fleas. Good news? He doesn't have fleas anymore. Bad news? They've moved onto the rest of my family. FML

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Ouch!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

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Bad boy

By nipped - 16/09/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

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HappyCatIsHappy 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 12:12

Of course they work on human necks. And YDI for using a shock-collar. That's ******* cruel, now you know what your dog feels lik

NorskVind 1

Sunday 11 October 2009 12:31

Wait, OP. You mean to tell me that humans are capable of sustaining a current of electricity?! MADNESS.

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ajax06 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 22:14

apparently you've never seen jackass

EWKHou 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 22:35

Yeah, they do work. There's a AFV on that.

capthavoc123 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 22:48

Why the **** WOULDN'T they? Is there some magical spell that tells the electricity not to flow if it's not on a dog?

martinezcory 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 22:54

i was wondering that 2 thnx for the info

trueleader 0

Monday 12 October 2009 0:09

dude why not just ask?

catherine42 0

Monday 12 October 2009 0:49

how would an electric dog collar be able to tell the difference between a human neck and a dog neck? This is so, so incredibly... idiotic...

mileycyruslvrrrr 0

Monday 12 October 2009 0:56

dude i was just wondering the same thing. thanks for the info. haha. next time you could go to petsmart and ask. haha

hiphopapotamuz 0

Monday 12 October 2009 0:58

haha good times...

higleypiggley 0

Monday 12 October 2009 1:20

hahaaaa i did the same thing- i accidently walked over the line with the collar in my hand. my have throbbed for like 20 minutes afterward!

lifesfailure 4

Monday 12 October 2009 1:40

how ******' stupid are you!? of course its going to work!

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