Health: Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human... - FML

By zappy - 11/10/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 715

You deserved it 119 043

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By fml - 19/01/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 839

You deserved it 40 902

Are friends electric?

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 12:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML

I agree, your life sucks 884

You deserved it 108

How shocking!

By Anonymous - 04/03/2018 01:30

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 448

You deserved it 379

By Anonymous - 02/10/2014 04:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 913

You deserved it 35 667

By stupiddrunk - 01/03/2011 01:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 025

You deserved it 39 304

By Cait - 30/01/2017 20:00 - Canada - Olds

Today, my friend figured out that if you poke my neck I scratch like a dog. She has yet to cease doing it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 316

You deserved it 796

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 853

You deserved it 38 295

Itchy and Scratchy

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 20:00 - Australia

Today, I put a collar on my dog to get rid of his fleas. Good news? He doesn't have fleas anymore. Bad news? They've moved onto the rest of my family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 572

You deserved it 355

Ouch!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 617

You deserved it 11 031

Bad boy

By nipped - 16/09/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 988

You deserved it 88 445

Next

Top comments

HappyCatIsHappy 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 12:12

Of course they work on human necks. And YDI for using a shock-collar. That's ******* cruel, now you know what your dog feels lik

NorskVind 1

Sunday 11 October 2009 12:31

Wait, OP. You mean to tell me that humans are capable of sustaining a current of electricity?! MADNESS.

Comments

chibivampire09 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 19:16

It's electricity. A shock is a shock no matter what species you are. unless you are magically made entirely of rubber you're going to feel it. Just think a little.

sonicsaturday 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 19:29

ive done this too and it doesnt even hurt. grow some balls and stop whining

Upside_Down 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 19:29

moron!

shatteredwindow 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 19:32

God damn dumbass. If u really wanted to know, just search in on youtube, im sure there are hundreds of videos of people being that retarded

thatoneguyinca 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 19:32

Women, ugh! Blonde, double ugh!

Witchcraft_fml 4

Sunday 11 October 2009 21:27

Yes, because you seem so smart. :/

love_fml_a_lot 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 22:10

you're a total idiot seriously get a life but ydi x1000000

roflwaffle21 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 19:35

i did that once...it kinda felt good...

epicwinmaster 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 19:57

why wouldnt they retard

TrafficAhoy 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:07

Jesus Christ. Just how dumb are you?!?

allie2590 31

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:11

I hope you were high.

tori96 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:12

u ****** retard of course they do!! jeez.

2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11

Keywords

Gamers Annoying Video games Birthday Abuse Relatable Scams Money Social Media Education Parents Kids School Anger issues Teenagers Miscellaneous Weird Capitalism Relationship advice Health Public freakouts Mental health Grieving Geek Music Poopoo peepee Camping Awkward Jewelry Love

The Top

Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 115

You deserved it 399

Today, I've finally got my mental health under control after decades of flailing. I also started showing signs of Serotonin Syndrome, which is caused by my meds and could result in seizure and death. So my choices are the swirling void of depression or possibly just the void. FML

I agree, your life sucks 497

You deserved it 92

The Top

Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 116

You deserved it 12 357

Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 075

You deserved it 2 428

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 879

You deserved it 3 594

Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 185

You deserved it 2 313

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 685

You deserved it 5 049

Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said, "Hey, I love your jacket, where'd you get that?" I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 531

You deserved it 61 597