Ouch!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
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godlybacon 5

Chestnuts roasting on an open fireee.

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MetalxSoldier 26

I believe the nerves in your nuts were shocked!

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MetalxSoldier 26

I believe the nerves in your nuts were shocked!

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Pentium_4 27
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electric fences always aim for the nuts, just like lemon juice always aims for the eyes

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MetalxSoldier 26

I believe it's one of those mysteries of life.

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InstantRanbowMix 0
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What were you looking at?

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vintagemeow 6

Maybe your little fellas will benefit? Electric eels get shit done.

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thiscrazything 1

Serves roasted nuts.

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desireev 17

You should probably quit staring at Bessie the Heffer! Yeah.. She caught on a loooonnng time ago! Payback is a bitch, huh?! Jk! :)

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DKParth13 5

No.

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MetalxSoldier 26

I thought it was funny... I actually burst out laughing. :)

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dhooks111490 8
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He didn't want to tell us that it was Bessie's lover who "helped him lean his nuts" onto that fence. Lol

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mitchiemoto 7
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Only us people who are from farming communities can understand and laugh at your comment. Them city slickers probably have no idea what a Hieffer is.

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desireev 17

85- Exactly! The only thing I could think of was some creeper leaning over a fence staring at ol' Bessie! I'm from the country though.. Lol I found it quite humorous..

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Awes0meperson 10

Creeper? Thatsss a nicce houssse you got there

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lol_ironic_life 9
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You must have large snowglobes down there for them to hang so far forward when you lean on something. 0_0

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Torva_fml 16

I don't own any snowglobes, but yes... I have big testicles, if that's what you're trying to say.

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Inheritance 10

49 is the FML poster?^^

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chimocho 8
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It does say 'lean over' not 'lean on'.

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godlybacon 5

Chestnuts roasting on an open fireee.

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cookie_3008 4

...wire* ;)

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alexup24 13
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terrifying imagery...

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silentblack 0

Hahaha

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Jazzyman9182 0
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Doesnt matter had sex... With an electric fence

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Doxy 22
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There's a fetish for everything

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desireev 17

For the 2nd time tonight... High-five.. In the face.. With a chair.. CURSE YOU, LONELY ISLAND!

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thiscrazything 1

24, please do us all a favor and change your profile picture.

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Mmmm... Toasty!

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Platfoot 0
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good, i noticed that you're very good at reading and copying the first comments

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xxblmpknxx 10
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Hers is different.. there isn't an 'h'. So that makes her unique!

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Mama_Umbridge 8
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I'll make sure to keep your nuts updated next time

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missamerica95 0

That must have been pretty shocking! Next time someone should warn you about that.

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I_Punch_Babies 7
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How is it that your nuts were the first thing to touch the fence? o.O

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stormchaser24 24
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Thinking the same thing. He is leaning on the fence the fence then his nuts get shocked?

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False_Stupidity 41
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Not all of an electric fence is electrified, just a couple of wires, one obviously at nut level...

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