Are friends electric?

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 12:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML
I agree, your life sucks 833
You deserved it 95

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

That's confusing. Was it a zap collar or some unfortunate static discharge?

Nah. Humans are easier to train than dogs.

Comments

That's confusing. Was it a zap collar or some unfortunate static discharge?

Looks like the training collar worked. They trained you to not grab their dog by the neck! Bet you're not going to do that again.

How about training the dog not to wander into other people's yards? That would be much more effective.

Nah. Humans are easier to train than dogs.

Your mileage clearly differs in that regard. In my experience dogs are easier to train than the vast majority of humans, simply because dogs are more intelligent.

It’s actually simple - Leave your neighbor’s dog alone. Don’t feed it or pet it or talk to it and it won’t come over. It’s not your dog.