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By zappy - 11/10/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

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By fml - 19/01/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

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Are friends electric?

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 12:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML

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How shocking!

By Anonymous - 04/03/2018 01:30

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2014 04:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML

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By stupiddrunk - 01/03/2011 01:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

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By Cait - 30/01/2017 20:00 - Canada - Olds

Today, my friend figured out that if you poke my neck I scratch like a dog. She has yet to cease doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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Itchy and Scratchy

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 20:00 - Australia

Today, I put a collar on my dog to get rid of his fleas. Good news? He doesn't have fleas anymore. Bad news? They've moved onto the rest of my family. FML

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Ouch!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

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Bad boy

By nipped - 16/09/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

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HappyCatIsHappy 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 12:12

Of course they work on human necks. And YDI for using a shock-collar. That's ******* cruel, now you know what your dog feels lik

NorskVind 1

Sunday 11 October 2009 12:31

Wait, OP. You mean to tell me that humans are capable of sustaining a current of electricity?! MADNESS.

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scullion44 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:19

How stupid can people get..

chilldude22 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 9:02

you're a true piece of shit

Sacrilege 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 22:17

People like you are the reason why there's instructions on the back of pop tarts. >.>

Djtvdougui 0

Monday 19 October 2009 22:48

OMFG I can't believe u're such an effing idiot.. lol

arms_akimbo 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:32

I agree, FYL. Must be a hard life, being a complete idiot and all.

madaline 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:44

...what would be different about a humans neck, than a dogs when it comes to that?

freddy8289 1

Sunday 25 October 2009 3:45

u are a complete dumbass. it uses ELECTRIC SHOCKS, not special dog shocking mechanism

Vicis 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 4:14

How is it a FML if you have the audacity to try on an [electrical] dog collar, willingly, in the first place? Besides, your neck, your (?) dog's neck, I'm pretty sure it's quite the same. #159: Agreed.

terriibabiiix23 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 21:18

wow, yur stupid. why the **** would you do that ?!?! are you effed up in the brain ?

Sheexna 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:30

Hahah it's so stupid ... i laughed like crazy

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