FML : How shocking!

How shocking!

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 4 March 2018 01:30 /

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By Zekfen | 17

#7606920 - Sunday 4 March 2018 2:05

You could get revenge by putting it on his wang and waking him up that way.

By manb91uk | 21

#7606918 - Sunday 4 March 2018 1:57

That does sound pretty funny to be fair

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By Burle | 15

#7606910 - Sunday 4 March 2018 1:37

Your brother was right

By manb91uk | 21

#7606918 - Sunday 4 March 2018 1:57

That does sound pretty funny to be fair

By Zekfen | 17

#7606920 - Sunday 4 March 2018 2:05

You could get revenge by putting it on his wang and waking him up that way.

iny0urjuicebox | 7

#7607144 - Sunday 4 March 2018 20:01

*wanking

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7606922 - Sunday 4 March 2018 2:42

To be perfectly honest, I never enjoyed watching cartoon characters get electrocuted as a kid. It looked more terrifying than funny to be honest.

By Mechakitty | 12

#7606936 - Sunday 4 March 2018 4:12

It's shocking how you could sleep through him doing that to you, you should start planning revenge.

By Chewy1 | 18

#7606951 - Sunday 4 March 2018 6:07

I’m surprised there haven’t been any “shocking” puns.

VazheenAQ | 5

#7607316 - Monday 5 March 2018 8:02

yes, SHOCKingly

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7606979 - Sunday 4 March 2018 9:17

Yellow page on the chest plus hammer, low cost but effective way to pay him back.

By ARISKomuniszt | 23

#7607014 - Sunday 4 March 2018 11:26

If you chase him off a big drop, maybe he'll have his share by running in midair for a few seconds before falling...

By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7607056 - Sunday 4 March 2018 14:54

Your brother is an asshole. Not only because he used that shock-collar on you but because he owns one in the first place. That poor dog!

By RichardPencil | 25

#7607061 - Sunday 4 March 2018 15:23

I hope you didn’t hit the snooze button and get shocked 9 minutes later!

By the way, “electrocute” means to die from an electric shock. If you survive you weren’t electrocuted — you were just shocked.