Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
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Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML
Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
This is the kind of FML that you can't really blame the OP at all. It's actually really inspiring that you decided to quit smoking :) Quitting is tough, and it takes a while to get out of the habit (hence trying to ash a kitkat bar). But, I, and I'm sure a lot of other FML users, are proud. Fun fact: every cigarette you smoke takes eleven minutes off your life.
ninja_dino 0
good job on quitting good luck
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sparme 0
You should get your hands on those candy cigarettes! I love those things. little sticks of pure sugar that you could eat in grade school and pretend to be cool. way better than any kit kat bar!
starberries 0
Do they still make those? It seems like marketing cigarettes (even fake ones) to kids would be an unpopular move these days.
ktm637 0
Quit smoking and your going to end up with diabetes.
UrBoiSixtyNine 0
why is this on FML?
catluver1197 0
good choice for quitting smoking but kit kats are killing indonesia's rainforests and so are butterfingers and crunch bars and baby ruths
jenniferxxlou 0
in soviet Russia, kitkat ash you.
Smithy_Girl88 0
Why the hell is this on here....so your candy was trashed because you can't tell the difference between all the things you stick in your mouth...BIG FREAKIN DEAL.
DrLemon 0
smoking kills more people in the US then murder, suicides, illegal drugs, AIDs, alcohol and car crashes combined.. what should you be afraid of NOW!?
Fairyever 0
Fail!
Fairyever 0
Fail.
Fairyever 0
fail.
kitt_en 0
No, your triple-post is fail.