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Use it to put your chewed up gum in. (:
He can use it to put spare change in or something?
Use it as a soap dish!
Condom holder!
Or you could leave it for people who come to your house that actually smoke... Or sell it on eBay!
You could hang it on the wall. Just because your son made it as an ashtray doesn't mean you have to use it as an ashtray. I use my T-shirt as a napkin. Same principle.
Wear it as a hat.
This means that it will forever look just like the day he brought it home. Never tarnished with ashes. In a few months he will be bragging to his friends about it.
Throw spare change in it, tarnish it with coins
I'll probably get thumbed down for this, but I don't mind. First off, a big congratulations to you for finally deciding to quit. I'm sure t will be difficult. However, YDI. I highly highly doubt that the education system would promote children to make ash trays at school. This being said, it wad probably your son's idea to make the ash tray for you. This means that you have been smoking far too long and far too frequently. I'm sorry but I have absolutely no sympathy for people who have chosen to smoke. Not only affecting yourself, but also those around you. You should have quit a long time ago. I apologize in advance for the rant. Goodnight.
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Show it anywayDa fuq?
Idiot that can give you lung cancer
Trust me, the OP would be better without cigarettes. I'd rather not smoke.
Why did 29 get thumbed down? Smoking can lead to lung cancer.
Are you a moron?
Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby? Smoking= bad just in case you haven't noticed.
Don't make fun of #3. He's mentally retarded.
Torvas pretty expensive gear.
What the hell does Runescape have to do with this?
To which I hope you said, "Thank you very much, it's lovely." And then used it for a candy dish. Don't break the little buggers heart because you finally gave up a bad habit.
Why is this even an FML!?!
I think OP is saying she is quitting because she smokes so much her son decided to make her an ash tray instead of a jewelry box or something cute.
Your son is putting you to the test.
It may just be me, but I find it odd that children are making ashtrays in arts and crafts! Are they going to hand out cigarettes next?
Your comment is interesting. Never really thought about it. In High School I made 4 ashtrays (even though no one in my family smokes). It was just an easy grade. Two of my vases blew up so I stuck with smaller projects. (:
It isn't that peculiar to make an ashtray in school... In high school some kids tried getting away with making bongs in ceramics
I made an ashtray in seventh grade, even though nobody in my family smokes. It's pretty much the easiest thing to start with.
I thought the same thing
10 - you sound like an overprotective parent who always wants to shelter her children. Ashtrays are a simple clay sculpture that can even be done in elementary schools because it can be used as a bowl or a candy dish too. Its neutral in nature. They're not condoning smoking, but not condemning it either.
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This means that it will forever look just like the day he brought it home. Never tarnished with ashes. In a few months he will be bragging to his friends about it.
To which I hope you said, "Thank you very much, it's lovely." And then used it for a candy dish. Don't break the little buggers heart because you finally gave up a bad habit.