FML : Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt...

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Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 8 April 2011 15:30 / United States

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By ejejeje | 0

#2315363 - Friday 8 April 2011 06:53

good.

By MyNameIsBruce | 0

#2315380 - Friday 8 April 2011 06:56

Turns out the wind doesn't like smoking either

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By ejejeje | 0

#2315363 - Friday 8 April 2011 06:53

good.

cloudy01 | 0

#2315400 - Friday 8 April 2011 07:01

Backfire!

SirEBC | 7

#2315439 - Friday 8 April 2011 07:20

#16, you are automatically lame for commenting on the first comment, but your comment was still pretty badass.

SirEBC | 7

#2315462 - Friday 8 April 2011 07:37

You aren't very bright, are you?

whoisthisgirl | 4

#2315488 - Friday 8 April 2011 07:46

well you commented on the first comment too.

seanders | 10

#2315496 - Friday 8 April 2011 07:48

Well I guess you needed a fire lit under your ass to help you decide.:)

gutzz | 0

#2315533 - Friday 8 April 2011 08:03

or maybe she just needed to be bit in the ass by it to have a reason to quit it :P I like yours better though :)

TurkeyBaconLovin | 0

#2315565 - Friday 8 April 2011 08:16

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biass | 0

#2315576 - Friday 8 April 2011 08:21

Cigarettes are a pain in the ass.

gutzz | 0

#2315594 - Friday 8 April 2011 08:27

haha nice 58, I'm quite disappointed in my sub-par trolling today :/ I'm distraught from having my account banned for reasons out of my knowledge I guess lol.

cloudy01 | 0

#2315598 - Friday 8 April 2011 08:28

oh. that's great FML removed my comment. great job!

SoundnVasion | 0

#2315767 - Friday 8 April 2011 09:07

My cousin corey likes smoking ciggarettes, he's in high school.

biass | 0

#2315786 - Friday 8 April 2011 09:12

Lol at 82, I didn't get what you were saying until I read your profile. Seriously though smoking's pretty lame, especially when it's cigarettes. Tell Cory to stop. & Thank you to 63.

robc32ca | 4

#2315868 - Friday 8 April 2011 09:38

op your fault for littering

alex1432 | 9

#2316006 - Friday 8 April 2011 10:07

ydi it for attempting to litter

YANKS2728 | 0

#2316054 - Friday 8 April 2011 10:14

smokings a bitch.

Sonfang | 19

#2316075 - Friday 8 April 2011 10:17

LOL your cig butt burned your butt! bet that really chapped your ass! Op I hope quitting works for you, and your ass burn is a reminder for the first few days at least. :)

MyNameIsBruce | 0

#2316107 - Friday 8 April 2011 10:24

I just realized something. If he quite smoking, why was he throwing a lit cigarette out of the window?

LukeNukem_fml | 3

#2316127 - Friday 8 April 2011 10:29

...revise the FML carefully.

IStoleTheCookies | 16

#2316237 - Friday 8 April 2011 11:11

#139 - OP said he found a reason to quit smoking. The FML was the reason.

Haydenob | 0

#2316374 - Friday 8 April 2011 11:46

ydi for smoking and littering. dumb kid

o_omwahaha | 0

#2316518 - Saturday 9 April 2011 12:13

that's the *only* reason you found to stop smoking? >_< geez.

By fLYinGgoOsE360 | 3

#2315365 - Friday 8 April 2011 06:53

snade | 0

#2315539 - Friday 8 April 2011 08:05

oh what????

gutzz | 0

#2315657 - Friday 8 April 2011 08:40

how creative. 2, cool it, you're putting too much thought into your comments and making us feel stupid.

Grimmerie | 31

#2315857 - Friday 8 April 2011 09:33

I feel so enlightened. The world makes sense now. oh ...

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2315965 - Friday 8 April 2011 10:00

2 was dying for first comment.

YANKS2728 | 0

#2316116 - Friday 8 April 2011 10:27

2 just wanted to be first

T3P33_fml | 0

#2316204 - Friday 8 April 2011 11:03

#2 just revealed us the meaning of life.

By hidrox94 | 5

#2315369 - Friday 8 April 2011 06:54

Thats why smoking is bad. Among other reasons of course lol

a_cassie | 4

#2315560 - Friday 8 April 2011 08:14

haha I was thinking the same thing! like health reasons

By my_usagi | 0

#2315372 - Friday 8 April 2011 06:55

haha

By kamikrazy | 6

#2315377 - Friday 8 April 2011 06:56

It's a sign that you shouldn't smoke.

gogokira | 5

#2315470 - Friday 8 April 2011 07:39

It's also a sign that your pants don't fit.

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#2315563 - Friday 8 April 2011 08:16

^ thats what I was thinking

gutzz | 0

#2315749 - Friday 8 April 2011 09:03

ya, the force of air is a sign.... not the lasting effects to your skin, lungs, esophagus, and mouth... yup those 3 temporary burns on your ass really woke u up...

By broccoli2 | 0

#2315378 - Friday 8 April 2011 06:56

well at least it went down the back. yikes

skarlly | 10

#2316447 - Friday 8 April 2011 11:57

yea imagine it would have went down the front! o.0

By mikejunior88 | 4

#2315379 - Friday 8 April 2011 06:56

cigarettes are lame and way too expensive anyway. hopefully you'll actually quit.

By MyNameIsBruce | 0

#2315380 - Friday 8 April 2011 06:56

Turns out the wind doesn't like smoking either

By OCDC | 9

#2315382 - Friday 8 April 2011 06:57

Crack kills.

kala_lanier | 2

#2315931 - Friday 8 April 2011 09:50

true that.

daybowbow | 0

#2316218 - Friday 8 April 2011 11:07

Because it's a little bit hypocritical. I always wonder how many of the "ew smoking is icky" people shove bacon and butter sandwiches down their throats while smoking crack a day after drinking a bottle of grain. I just wonder, I'm not blaming anyone in particular. And, like this guy^ said, we don't want to stop. So there's nothing to admit.