By Michelle - 26/04/2010 21:42 - New Zealand

Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

This is the kind of FML that you can't really blame the OP at all. It's actually really inspiring that you decided to quit smoking :) Quitting is tough, and it takes a while to get out of the habit (hence trying to ash a kitkat bar). But, I, and I'm sure a lot of other FML users, are proud. Fun fact: every cigarette you smoke takes eleven minutes off your life.

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Webb_Div_Clemm 0

bahahahahaaa dickheeeeeaaaaaadd!!! thats funny as!!! pmsl, very nicely done :P

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batosai33 0

which is exacyltly why it is time to quit

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DaveOnDope 4

Thank (deity) I stopped smoking, well, tobacco anyway.

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peacelivs 0

eewweeweweeweeeeqwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww your super gross!!!!!!!!!!!

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phantomdonut 0

Good for you for stopping smoking! You can do this! My dad used the stop-smoking patches and ate certs mints like crazy. He still - five years later - keeps a box of certs or one of those bulky packs of gum in his t-shirt pocket. It looks and feels like a cigarette box, and the mint helps. Good luck! Your lungs and heart will thank you! *applause!*

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pepolshet 0

Wow **** you tobacco-nazis the man has the right to smoke whenever he wants, so shut your painted holes you 16 old teens.

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sgaske 3

This was hilarious OP. I've been in your shoes. Keep fighting the good fight!

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shadowsbane 0

You dumbass, the Kit Kat doesn't ash if it isn't lit. Haha, just kidding OP. Good luck to quitting. :)

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Alphette 0

I did the same thing, only with a french fry when i was quitting.. don't worry OP you'll find yourself doing little habbits like this while quiting.. it does get better over time.. good luck

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