Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
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karina_said
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your boyfriend is a pussy
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luvmybby062308
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You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;
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karina_said
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your boyfriend is a pussy
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verymerry
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he's prolly gay
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iowa3jumpman23
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you probably have huge hairy nipples. that was just his excuse
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Trent_Atkins
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I agree with #1 and damn your so attractive #1
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Tht_one_crazyj
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u better make him a sandwich too if u want sex
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davekron
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Definitely gay
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jdub28
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agreed, who won't lick whipped cream off nipples, OP should've put strawberries on them also and said "here is a healthy alternative, now lick it bitch!"
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locomotion
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Hott
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clivealmighty
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omg WTF D: is wrong with you're bf x3 mmmm I love whip cream pfff he's gay fyl
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Channan
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lol @ 8
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As1LayDying
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oh yea, he's def an ass goblin
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jonagoo
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23 is fugly as uck
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killerviral
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your bf is a queerbag nuf said
anyone like my picture?!?!?!
anyone like my picture?!?!?!
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GinandJenkem
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9 is experiencing his first erection.
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cmac86
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agreed. @Karina said: thank you for not writing "first".
op: you come to the south in the US anytime and we'll treat you right. we know how to treat women, both historically and in modern times.
but another thing, I didn't know Australia had whipped cream.
op: you come to the south in the US anytime and we'll treat you right. we know how to treat women, both historically and in modern times.
but another thing, I didn't know Australia had whipped cream.
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robertdr
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should have taped fruit to ur tits
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mrguy266
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37 nice reaction actually..not many people take insults like that..most people go crazy lol (this isn't sarcasm)
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rohosoccer08
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... what guy cares about calories so much that they won't get kinky in bed. with their girl... definately gay!
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viol3nt_toast
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is your bf a highschool quaterback from Texas as well?
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robertdr
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dont bring texas into this my friend
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amiemariej
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^^^agreed you get a Texas size murk down
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lky830
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I agree with 5. he sounds gay
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dabluedude101
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I'll film it and we will all retire very very rich.
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dabluedude101
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since when was whipped cream considered kinky?
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texasmadeG
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27 is fuckin fine lol
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rohosoccer08
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look up the definition of kinky on urbandictionary.com
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ccc01
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Tell your bf to please hand over his man card
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NzxtZ06
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what a fag
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LAdam
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The first comment says it all.
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hotscar
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damn number1 you're pretty hot. haha, i'd love to meet op's pussy boyfriend and I'd love to stick my meat in your pussy.
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MearaRocks
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your 'boyfriend' is now officially your Girlfriend.
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gingersss
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freak.
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OffMySack
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"bitch im on a diet i ain't lickin unless its low fat" ur probably not his only choice so he can say whatever he wants cuz ur on his nuts.if he was sprung on you then it wouldnt have mattered if it was too fattening
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17michael17
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dam u hot
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youngrob
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wow what a gaybot I would have licked that nipple in a second
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igivein
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agreed, wanted to say the same
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ninjanate
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dumb fuck we got good footballers
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mhross
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wow total fag
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In_your_face
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next time this happens just give me a call and i'll be over to lick it off for him
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danehilts
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failure
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therealdavid
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I will for him! lol
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kiss_of_death
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what a pussy, am I right??
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pinkpanda93
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he's on a diet WTF is wrong with you messing with that
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spady62287
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yeah he is gay
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TheStoryOfUs
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not nice
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katTKD
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maybe he's just a health nut :)
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Allison_H
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thank you, captain obvious.
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acoti
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Oooooorrr, maybe he's just a pussy.
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omgmike2345
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maybe her nipples taste like a dirty penny?
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z620
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Op honestly I don't think you understand. He's doing it for you, out of love.
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iamchuck
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Get the low-cal kind next time, or better nipples.
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luvmybby062308
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You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;
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Anon9002
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Nah, he's just being cautious, just in case it's shaving cream.
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piinkbunnii
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You beat me to it!!!
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year2015
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I shave my nipples. (lol not really)
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mmmazingmary
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your bf is so lame.
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Tht_one_crazyj
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hot
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locomotion
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not
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Iissosmart
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definantly hot :)
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adidaman
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u look like u would be a whore
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Iissosmart
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haha ur dissing her but we don't have pictures. so for all every1 knows ur ugly.
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McMarlin
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She's gorgeous, but the picture is just a tad too revealing.
Yep...just a tad. Lolz.
Yep...just a tad. Lolz.
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sertralinaa
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Anorexic?
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PaintTheStars
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I don't think he could be anorexic. isn't anorexia when you think you are fat and is really thin and then you lose weight until you are skin and bones?
I could be wrong tho
btw I love ur shirt :)
I could be wrong tho
btw I love ur shirt :)
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sertralinaa
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Thank you, I love it too! :D Well, I used to suffer from anorexia when I was in high school and all I was thinking about that time was calculating calories from food. If the OP's boyfriend isn't anorexic then he must be orthorexic or something, you know, the obsession with healthy foods only. Weird.
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PaintTheStars
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Yw! :]
being anorexic must've sucke trying to lose weight for nothing. nice that your better.
being anorexic must've sucke trying to lose weight for nothing. nice that your better.
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sertralinaa
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yes, I now remember those times and think it was really stupid! yay for healthy diet, not starvation!
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chelseabelsea
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#45, That's anorexia nervosa (not sure of the exact spelling), it's basically almost the same thing as anorexia
But it's more of a mental thing where, as you described, the person believes they're fat when they are actually not.
But it's more of a mental thing where, as you described, the person believes they're fat when they are actually not.
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SadinSherman
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Anorexia nervosa is a eating disorder,anorexia is not eating for a few days due to illness or surgery or whatever.
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Allison_H
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Dirty reference? yes please!
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babybubz
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what a fag..
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partyman007
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gay
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nessalujin
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26, I wouldn't talk if I was you. With yo hands down your pants. Hahah.
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Iissosmart
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^^ epic win.
kid stop trying to look kool. u just look gay hahaha
kid stop trying to look kool. u just look gay hahaha