By empress gleskizor the third of glarkon - 18/04/2016 18:12 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML
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I hate to be an American stereotype, but I would sue. That shit's nasty and dangerous

Put it under your pillow and trick the tooth fairy! super gross though. I just hate the feeling of biting on something unexpectingly hard.

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Well, that's awkward

Put it under your pillow and trick the tooth fairy! super gross though. I just hate the feeling of biting on something unexpectingly hard.

I (thankfully) havent had the experience of biting down on a tooth unexpectedly, but i have bitten on a fork that wasnt where i thought it was and the feeling is awful.

I think I wouldn't care that I bit something something hard when I discover that it's a freaking tooth "Is there a dead body ground up in here!?"

I hate to be an American stereotype, but I would sue. That shit's nasty and dangerous

To be honest, I'd be 100% okay with finding a strangers tooth in my food if the alternate is my own tooth.

I know this is completely random but I just wanted to share a story that happened to me because why the hell not. I was at a restaurant and I bit into a roll and there was a large chunk of plastic that literally looked like a piece someone's retainer. It was so disgusting but I never told anyone because I hate complaining. In hindsight I should have sued, I wonder how much money I would have received.

@53, I once bit into a piece of pumpkin pie, that I had bought in my high school's cafeteria, and it had a piece of glass in it... I know public school food isn't the best, but I'm pretty sure my pie shouldn't have glass in it..

That's just fucking gross. I'm sorry but you should definitely sue the company that sold that to you.

Not as bad as this poor attempt of a joke! :3

It could've been worse, it could've been your tooth

What's worst? Biting into something that you know is yours or biting into a tooth that has a life story from someone else's mouth

I see both sides. However, I would rather bite another tooth than loose one myself. That's just me though. OP I would complain to wherever you got that nasty bagel from.

I think an FML-themed "would you rather" game is something that needs to be made.

I mean... Would that really be worse? Losing a tooth vs finding a stranger's tooth in your mouth?

That just made me throw up a little in my mouth. Narsty.

Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay is that you?

She finds a finger, in a can of soda ... I guess you can sort of relate the bad luck from happening upon the said tooth and finger

so, we're not gonna talk about the awesome username?

yes we need too?!? & an explanation is in order.

Sue them and make money!