Mike Tyson? Is that you?

OMG #22! I was supposed to stay anonymous!

But you dont have a lithp when you type. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE! *runs away crying*

I call my elephant shirty. He's so cute when be runs in my yard

*shorty

I liked shirty better. just picturing an elephant in a shirt makes my day.

I put a red shirt on my Grizzly bear and call him pooh.

I suppose you call all the children he eats "honey".

Why would a bear be named after doo doo?

What I'm wonderinging is how she just "set" her.fully grown German shepard on his lap.

I'm not sure if 95 is being sarcastic, or had a poor childhood.

#96, he means she sent Puppy after him. As in, to chase and attack him.

95 is probally 11 or 12

96- I think this one went over your head...

I had a police trained dog once! That little crazy bastard was the best.

#33 I don't always get pets but when I do I make sure that it is a crazy bastard police trained dog

Shit, if it was bad enough I'd press charges on that crazy bitch. Might sound harsh but he could have gotten hurt really bad over something as trivial as an argument...

Yeah but then "Puppy" would get put down just because his owners a fucking bitch. I'm all for getting her into some shit, but the dog did what it was told to do. It doesn't know any better, but she sure as hell does. Poor dog.,

This! A lot of dogs are unfortunately victims of owners thinking that the dog is their puppet and hence being out down when they themselves did nothing wrong.

Good point 81. She should face some sort of consequences but that'd be shitty to have the dog put down just for doin what it was trained to do. Op should definitely atleast break up with her

*girlfriend

Normally those "dump her/him" comments grate on my nerves because of how quickly people jump to that decision, but I think this situation truly warrants it. Dump her, OP!

And the poor dog doesn't know any better!

Very immature and dangerous!

Who who who who

His girlfriend

Wow. I always thought the chorus said "woof woof woof woof". No one ever corrected me. Damn it,

99- I'm sure that chorus was intentionally written to resemble woofing. Don't feel bad. :)

Assault with a deadly weapon actually

Oh shut up

IAlyssa used reply. It was super effective!

Looool best comment!

18- Isn't there a button for that?

For best comment/winning the Internet sadly no

A mini schnauzer is the first dog that ever bit me. All because I was playing with "his" kid. He thought I was trying to hurt the kid.

The first one that bit me was a bulldog. And it was in the balls. The sight of ripped shorts with blood on it is something nobody ever wants to see

And your gender is relevant why? Doesn't matter what gender you are, it's fairly common sense that no one should stay with someone who uses their dog to cause harm rather than verbally communicate their issues.

#10 Your comment is irrelevant.

I agree.