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Everyone farts so just own up to it when you do.
lies normal girls don't fart everyone knows that. this girl should seek medical help
Girls don't fart. We let out a pleasant smell of daffodils
#23 exactly, but this girl's own must have been mixed with some ammonia.
Actually, I fart. I emit a pleasant aroma of lilac all while glitter and rainbows shoot from my ass.
Atta kid
Well it looks like you're in a stinky situation
Don't worry, if the date is kind then they won't mind and they will realise it is just a natural thing.
He knew it was you,He just didn't want to csll you out on it...
I want to know what you ate to make him think it came from the engine.
I agree!! And just cause of being curious, what in hell comes from the car that goes wrong and smells like a rank fart??
He knew. He was trying to take the attention away from you so you wouldn't be embarrassed.
But if he knew couldn't he have simply ignored it? Pretended nothing happened? It sounds like it was silent.
#59 But what if the smell was so bad that there was no way he didn't smell it so he just wanted to assure her that he did smell it but he's going to ignore it and make it seem like it came from the car?
Don't worry, he probably did it too
I'd probably feel embarrassed too, but in the future, just tell him. It happens to all of us. :-)
why was this thumbed down?
Own up to it. If he takes it bad, maybe not a choice for you. Considering everyone has to fart sometimes, he should understand that it happens. Shouldn't be a big deal.
I fart heaps, they dont stink though. just noise haha
#17 Sure sure. I've heard this tale before. When we started dating my husband said that '...they are predominantly noisy, not smelly.' HE LIED!!!!
#20 THEY ALL LIED!!!
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He knew. He was trying to take the attention away from you so you wouldn't be embarrassed.
Own up to it. If he takes it bad, maybe not a choice for you. Considering everyone has to fart sometimes, he should understand that it happens. Shouldn't be a big deal.