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*hugs OP* that sucks! it must suck for your parents and grandma :( i hope hes now dead to you and you disown him D:
grandpappy is a big fat pedo
wow, grandpa's still got his mojo :P
it's your fault for being born ( sarcasm ) that sux
is right you aren't to blame OP.
FYL!
your excited to not have sex?
that happens all the time........I was referring to the aunt being younger part btw lol I mean the other part does too, but thats not good
..... Nice.....
don't you mean grandma? how is your grandfathers girlfriend suddenly an aunt?
either the grandma or the student is knocked up.
The student is 2 months pregnant.
she's pregnad if she gives birth to the girl she has she will be his or her half aunt....ur dumb
took a couple of times reading it to understand.
Are you illiterate?
you can find out the gender of a baby between 16 and 18 weeks of pregnancy, which yes, is 2 1/2 to 3 months. However, pregnancy timing is weird, and they say it actually starts before the baby is conceived and actually goes longer than 9 months, and each pregnancy is different, and so forth. BUT taking the OP's grandfather, the nasty pedophile that he is, into consideration, who would even know what the truth is!?!?!
the student of the grandfather is pregnant to said writer's aunt smarty
Her grandfathers girlfriend is pregnant hence the "in 7 months" part. The baby will be her aunt because it's her grandfathers child.
That sucks donkey nuts, lol. FYL
this is a crazy fml.
you can't....
oh crap the fml makes no sense.
I'm sure it was assumption.
ask the OP. You can't find our the sex til you're at least 18 weeks pregnant. Unless they have some super special equipment over there. Or possibly the pregnant student had an amnio done to ensure her baby doesn't have downs syndrome ..since the baby daddy is OLD. then it would be FHL.. cuz having a child like that will definitely consume your life.
down-syndrome is from an old mother, the father's age doesn't play a role, as his sperm are regenerated his whole life.. women are born w/ eggs and don't regenerate any, so the older you are, the more mutations your eggs have undergone.....so for old women, getting pregnant is high risk, b/c your eggs are more likely to be damaged--and thus more likely to lead to health problems, like DS..... guys can have healthy babies as long as they can keep making viable sperm....
I got it. You are going to be 18 when grandpa's love child, your aunt will be born. Grandpa's going to jail, so the baby mama is underage. Yeah, having an aunt that is younger than you is odd, but what is really ****** up is that you are older than your "new" grandma, or your new grandma is your grandpa's prison bitch. He's got more options than you do ;)
how, in any way, does this guy deserve it?
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I got it. You are going to be 18 when grandpa's love child, your aunt will be born. Grandpa's going to jail, so the baby mama is underage. Yeah, having an aunt that is younger than you is odd, but what is really ****** up is that you are older than your "new" grandma, or your new grandma is your grandpa's prison bitch. He's got more options than you do ;)
ouch