By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
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You're his territory now.

Maybe roleplaying as a fire hydrant isn't a good idea

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Maybe roleplaying as a fire hydrant isn't a good idea

Hey, he could've ignored you..

hey he could of killed you.

I can't think of anything worse.

33, he could've killed you and your family and piss on your graves. Then poo. Pretty sure that's worse

He coulda come up to you, gave you a hug, licked your face, and sat down in your lap! Talk about a nightmare.. D:

he's marking his territory..on you. (:

I don't get what's wrong. When my woman does something wrong I piss on her to make sure she knows she's MY TREE. The dog was just putting you in your place. Piss back so he knows who's boss

HowAreYouToday 34

RANDOM INTERJECTION INSERT HERE!

Would his name happen to b r Kelly

You probablly reminded him of a fire hydrant.

I'm no nazi but it's ran at *me happily

I got thumbed down tho 77

96 - I'm gonna sound like all my teachers but, are you 59 ?

Listen, you gotta go.. you gotta go.

yeah, and maybe op was wearing red...

Sounds like he's letting you know that you don't play with him often enough...

You're his territory now.

He owns that bitch! OP got herself a pimp. A fuzzy pimp (;

There is no such thing as a non fuzzy pimp. They all wear fuzzy clothing

But this fuzz is all natural!

He just wanted to show you who's boss. :)

No, dogs hump to show who's more dominant.

I thought maybe the dog was mad that OP didn't play with him more, and that was the only way the dog could think of to make such a statement.

Getting pissed on isn't cute.

Yea it happened to me once... In front of my friends. It wasn't an "awww" moment.

he was just marking his territory. who's wears the leash in this relationship now? (;

and u just watched while all this happened?

Good... for you

Cool story bro, tell it again.

It no like you :)

Ans no one likes your grammar :)

'ans' no one likes a troll(:

I no like you grammar

Hmm, take a shower maybe?

OP already got his golden shower.

looks like he owns you now.