FML : Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained...

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Puppy problems / Sunday 27 October 2013 01:23 / United States - Essex Junction

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By annie_nk | 22

#5731174 - Sunday 27 October 2013 10:08

"I said sit, not shit!"

By caden_bro | 9

#5731163 - Sunday 27 October 2013 9:49

Your BF seems a little emotional. And ridiculous. Just try to talk some sense into him.

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By caden_bro | 9

#5731163 - Sunday 27 October 2013 9:49

Your BF seems a little emotional. And ridiculous. Just try to talk some sense into him.

Ambient25 | 24

#5731189 - Sunday 27 October 2013 10:48

or slap him and tell him to grow up

patrickalamo | 47

#5731245 - Sunday 27 October 2013 12:58

She would do better talking sense into a brick wall... You cannot fix stupid.

By Elliotkitty | 13

#5731165 - Sunday 27 October 2013 9:50

D: I don't think spraying frabreeze will help will it?

rebellionwars | 11

#5731332 - Sunday 27 October 2013 14:46

Febreeze is one of the problems in your sentence.

naughtia | 14

#5731874 - Monday 28 October 2013 1:55

Febreze is a problem in both sentences!

By HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#5731167 - Sunday 27 October 2013 9:52

Time for troll dog to shine! For far too long we've focused on troll Grandparents and cats...no more! Let us realize the threat that is now among us!

By fluffywaspluka | 7

#5731168 - Sunday 27 October 2013 9:54

Number 1 dog trainer, good job OP.

Sandsh8rk | 36

#5731291 - Sunday 27 October 2013 14:00

More like the 'Number 2' dog trainer.

jococo7787 | 3

#5731401 - Sunday 27 October 2013 16:23

Hopefully he won't DUMP her for all the SHIT he's gone through.

By mFUNdo21 | 17

#5731169 - Sunday 27 October 2013 9:54

well that's a shi- *slaps self*
NO! we will not utilise overused puns that everyone downvotes
That is an unfortunate situation in the excretery sense

184886837272837 | 32

#5731250 - Sunday 27 October 2013 13:04

If you say the word downvote in a comment, you're probably going to get down voted

ashleyylove3 | 22

#5731255 - Sunday 27 October 2013 13:08

#22 wins

184886837272837 | 32

#5731259 - Sunday 27 October 2013 13:10

I just realized I may have just jinxed myself...

By thrifting | 18

#5731171 - Sunday 27 October 2013 10:00

Have your boyfriend take a dump on the puppy to get even. Battleshits!

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5733071 - Monday 28 October 2013 19:55

You sunk my battleshit...

By crazytrainer | 5

#5731173 - Sunday 27 October 2013 10:07

Trust in the judgement of your pup. Your bf sounds like an idiot. Maybe you should dump him. (but not on him)

By annie_nk | 22

#5731174 - Sunday 27 October 2013 10:08

"I said sit, not shit!"

Ambient25 | 24

#5731323 - Sunday 27 October 2013 14:40

Can you imagine how confused Sean Connery's grand kids are when he asks them to "shit" on his lap...

By xkore787 | 14

#5731176 - Sunday 27 October 2013 10:10

Well of course he's mad! Isnt it obvious that everyone trains their dog to do that!

By dawood_k | 27

#5731179 - Sunday 27 October 2013 10:14

Well well well.
I suggest you dump your boyfriend sounds like he is "full of shit"
What an idiot

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