Your BF seems a little emotional. And ridiculous. Just try to talk some sense into him.

or slap him and tell him to grow up

She would do better talking sense into a brick wall... You cannot fix stupid.

D: I don't think spraying frabreeze will help will it?

Febreeze is one of the problems in your sentence.

Febreze is a problem in both sentences!

Time for troll dog to shine! For far too long we've focused on troll Grandparents and cats...no more! Let us realize the threat that is now among us!

Number 1 dog trainer, good job OP.

More like the 'Number 2' dog trainer.

Hopefully he won't DUMP her for all the SHIT he's gone through.

well that's a shi- *slaps self* NO! we will not utilise overused puns that everyone downvotes That is an unfortunate situation in the excretery sense

If you say the word downvote in a comment, you're probably going to get down voted

#22 wins

I just realized I may have just jinxed myself...

Have your boyfriend take a dump on the puppy to get even. Battleshits!

You sunk my battleshit...

Trust in the judgement of your pup. Your bf sounds like an idiot. Maybe you should dump him. (but not on him)

"I said sit, not shit!"

Can you imagine how confused Sean Connery's grand kids are when he asks them to "shit" on his lap...

Well of course he's mad! Isnt it obvious that everyone trains their dog to do that!

Well well well. I suggest you dump your boyfriend sounds like he is "full of shit" What an idiot