By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML
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annie_nk 22
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"I said sit, not shit!"

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caden_bro 9
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Your BF seems a little emotional. And ridiculous. Just try to talk some sense into him.

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caden_bro 9
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Your BF seems a little emotional. And ridiculous. Just try to talk some sense into him.

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Ambient25 24
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or slap him and tell him to grow up

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patrickalamo 47
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She would do better talking sense into a brick wall... You cannot fix stupid.

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Elliotkitty 13
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D: I don't think spraying frabreeze will help will it?

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rebellionwars 11
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Febreeze is one of the problems in your sentence.

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naughtia 14
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Febreze is a problem in both sentences!

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34
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Time for troll dog to shine! For far too long we've focused on troll Grandparents and cats...no more! Let us realize the threat that is now among us!

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fluffywaspluka 7
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Number 1 dog trainer, good job OP.

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Sandsh8rk 36
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More like the 'Number 2' dog trainer.

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jococo7787 3
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Hopefully he won't DUMP her for all the SHIT he's gone through.

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mFUNdo21 17
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well that's a shi- *slaps self* NO! we will not utilise overused puns that everyone downvotes That is an unfortunate situation in the excretery sense

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184886837272837 32
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If you say the word downvote in a comment, you're probably going to get down voted

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184886837272837 32
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I just realized I may have just jinxed myself...

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thrifting 18
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Have your boyfriend take a dump on the puppy to get even. Battleshits!

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incoherentrmblr 21
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You sunk my battleshit...

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crazytrainer 5
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Trust in the judgement of your pup. Your bf sounds like an idiot. Maybe you should dump him. (but not on him)

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annie_nk 22
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"I said sit, not shit!"

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Ambient25 24
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Can you imagine how confused Sean Connery's grand kids are when he asks them to "shit" on his lap...

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xkore787 14
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Well of course he's mad! Isnt it obvious that everyone trains their dog to do that!

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dawood_k 27
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Well well well. I suggest you dump your boyfriend sounds like he is "full of shit" What an idiot

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