Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today I found out my husband was throwing a 50th surprise party for me, and no one RSVP'd because of my best friend starting arguing with everyone in a group text. This was going to be the first big party or surprise party that I'd ever had. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
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Bostonian3352 0
Well maybe now his surprise party can turn into his surprise divorce
huggles87 0
that sucks...maybe you could cancel the party, give him nothing but a card telling him to celebrate with the other bitch.
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Comments (151)
kukopia 0
Man, that's an awful way of inviting people. I've got all kinds of work aquaintances, service people and friends & relatives of friends in my phone. I wouldn't want them at my party. Not a good marriage if you don't know who his friends are...
rukusrazor 0
Threesome says what?
maddog_fml 0
Man, this is gonna be a hell off a supriseparty!! OP: that sucks, divorce the bastard.
ETI_FML 0
First, to those who say to break up with them before you cheat...it's a lot harder when you're married to just break up. Sometimes people go through a period where they need something else. Maybe that guy needed something his wife can't give him and he turned to another. Sure it's a horrible way for her to find out but the fact is, he didn't tell her. If he didn't care at all he wouldn't be so careful not to get caught. He had no idea she'd go through his phone (which you really shouldn't have done but that's a whole other story). He's not scum and you don't deserve it. Sometimes it's not just black and white....
PixelNoob 11
... no, it's still pretty damn black and white. Cheating is a betrayal that breaks the promises a person made when marrying/ agreeing to go steady with his/her partner. I don't care if the partner is the most emotionally distant person in the world-- they don't deserve to be betrayed like that. They deserve honesty and openness, as well as a chance to make things right. Anyone who thinks it's ever ok to do that to another human being is either a terrible, terrible person, or has never had to go through the pain it brings...
drkwlf 0
Cheating is inconsiderate and horrible in so many ways. And with so many STDs going around, it's even worse. I'd never forgive my husband either. Ever.
nolimits 0
Balderdash! Cheaters are cowardly shitbags....who are you cheating on, shitbag?
Cymbre9199 0
That's horrible = Dump him, you don't deserve that shit seriously!
cheapskatepunk 0
Anyone that said you were being nosey is a complete moron and should get shot in face. you should have a suprise/divorce/burning my shitty EX husbands stuff party. count me in.
sweetheartwriter 0
Here's an idea for you throw the surprise party still and the humiliate him in front of all his friends by bringing his girlfriend to the party too. And surprise him with a divorce. I dont get mad I get even. You were humiliated why not let him get the same treatment he gave you?
gonzolove 0
Well, you can always throw all of his clothes into the tub and pour bleach on them.
lulup_fml 0
Thats kinda ridiculous! it sounds like a fake excuse to go through his phone and you probably had a sneaking suspision. Besides did she answer the phone " Hello this is______, your husbands girlfriend?" Doubt it! So it sounds like you should've dumped this loser awhile ago....your fault.