Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today I found out my husband was throwing a 50th surprise party for me, and no one RSVP'd because of my best friend starting arguing with everyone in a group text. This was going to be the first big party or surprise party that I'd ever had. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
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Top comments
Bostonian3352 0
Well maybe now his surprise party can turn into his surprise divorce
huggles87 0
that sucks...maybe you could cancel the party, give him nothing but a card telling him to celebrate with the other bitch.
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Comments (151)
nerovetsrethca 20
What an douchebag ;-;
Ilikepie82479 20
It's crazy how many people get cheated on on here
splash69_fml 14
That's why you don't snoop around people's phones
Cathrin 26
All she was doing was making sure she invited all his friends. It's not like she was just being nosy.
janderson416 16
Screw you, only a cheater would validate something like that. I feel bad for the partners in your life. Jerk
fantasyworld 39
Surprise him by having her come.
skittlesucker55 9
U should throw the party and as a present give him the divorce papers
janderson416 16
Divorce party! And a sacrifice, the death of one girlfriend
PsudoAnon 20
Invite her anyway. He'll definitely be surprised to face both of you at once. I'm curious; did the girlfriend know he was married? If not, maybe the two of you can dump him together.
EmDizzle2007 28
other than "it's wrong", is there any reason thus upsets you?? I like monogamy, but it seems like there's fewer and fewer people who believe in it. seems like the logical next step is to condition ourselves to not let certain levels of infidelity to bother us.