Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today I found out my husband was throwing a 50th surprise party for me, and no one RSVP'd because of my best friend starting arguing with everyone in a group text. This was going to be the first big party or surprise party that I'd ever had. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
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Bostonian3352 0
Well maybe now his surprise party can turn into his surprise divorce
huggles87 0
that sucks...maybe you could cancel the party, give him nothing but a card telling him to celebrate with the other bitch.
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Comments (151)
Christina21 2
Damn
Gavik 0
YDI for being bad at ********.
mrlucky4444 0
Surprise!
cpatrick820 3
I somehow doubt that's how you found out. I'm guessing you lost trust in him and dug through his phone. Either way, Cheating is ****** up. Hope your next one has more trust in it.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
I understand what you are grasping at, but if my SO ever cheated on me, no amount of talking would ever make me trust him or want to touch him ever again. It doesn't mean I would stop loving him, but means it's already too late. If he came to talk to me about relationship problems beforehand, I am all about working through them, but if he ***** someone else and comes to me after the fact (or as in this case, I found out through no admission of his own) - that's it. My SO is the only guy I have ever been with. If he is unfaithful, he is ending the relationship himself.
FerrariCake 2
That was nice of you to invite her. I'm sure he'll be very surprised.
shootingstar8D 0
Don't waste ur money on him, dump him
rhcpfan 0
for christ's sake to people who think she was "invading his phone..." she was planning a surprise birthday...again NOT checking for evidence of cheating or snooping maliciously. and YES there is a difference in "invasion of privacy" as you say...for good and bad intent.
guitarmann14 0
ooo that stinks
iFruit 0
Don't show up to the party, trick his girlfriend into showing up instead. Leave a note saying, "I figured you'd rather party with your gf than me. Call me when you're done ******* her fat ass, you fat ass. -Love, OP" Now THAT will be a surprise!