By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

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Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being a very curious person, I decided to call "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
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thats what you get for being nosy

Curiosity killed the cat.

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Sucks for you.

Why? She's snooping through his stuff. It's probably an accurate title.

Lol hes got good humor count yourself lucky.

Verbal abuse is funny now, 32?

I was being sarcastic. It's not the end of the world. I have my step dad listed as "Rawr T-Rex," because he's always angry. He didn't get mad.

I agree with 26. There's a very good reason you're labeled as "The Bitch" chances are, OP is a huge one. Way to snoop through someone's things then bitch when you find something you don't like. Typical bitch behavior.

first off....this woman has been pwned secondly pwned o hai there :)

I think this is more fake than anything. Who the hell calls a number when they're snooping through someone's stuff? Looks up the number, sure, but not call it.

Oh shut up, 83. Your face is faker than Michael Jackson's.

Verbal abuse? Wow, someone needs to get laid O_o

Yea, you pretty much ARE a bitch if you went through his damn phone.

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U deserved it. stop being a bitch! problem solved #2 get a life...there are thousands of FMLs on here. u shouldnt have time to read so many that you recognize multiples lol

He has like 1500 visits, so to read all of them he would have to read... 4 per visit? Actually it seems like he's just been on here for a long time since they come out in groups of about 4. Btw I agree we get about 3 of these a week, way too often.

#5 You too buddy. All the shit on this site is all repeats. It would be nice to see something new for once.

It doesn't take long to read all of the FML's... They come out in multiples, and I am on this site at least 5 times a day. As #23 said, it isn't hard to notice multiples.... Plus I moderate a lot of FMLs..... What I am trying to say is that it is just getting very boring....

Curiosity killed the cat.

fits perfectly. btw, I am not trying to be mean or anything but I found that Hilarious, but I am a feminist so technically I should be offended

Or in this case, the "female dog"

But satisfaction brought it back.

thats what you get for being nosy

she wasn't being nosey-he's her husband, she should be able to look through his contacts.

No that's what her husband gets for being a dick

Be like that lady from "the grudge" who killed people. now she was a bitch. And what do expect from japanese people? They all have problems. no wonder they commit suicide so much.

Where the hell did that come from?

Big deal, the custom ringtone I have for my wife in Elton John's "The Bitch Is Back."

Hahaha! My ex has me in his phone as, Evil Woman" by ELO. It's cool, though cause it fits.

Oops, I forgot these. " ,

YDI, Bitch.

Stop nagging, start snagging.

I say "My bitch" all the time, around my girl. She doesn't mind, don't take everything so seriously.

you completely deserve this for looking through his phone. you had no right to go through his private contacts, and you wouldn't know if you hadn't been snooping around. bitch

Um, whether she looked through his phone or not, her husband refers to her as "The Bitch". Looking through his phone didn't cause that to happen. I'd rather KNOW my husband was calling me a bitch behind my back then not know, so I could leave his loser ass.

If he is calling her a bitch theres probably a reason for it and her going through his private stuff just confirmes it, bitch.

yeah but you cant b/c your not married.....b/c your a bitch too, so you'll never go through this type of ordeal. if your looking for something you dont want to find, dont be upset when you find it. idiot

wow dude really? So I cant jokeingly pick up my girlfreinds phone and look at the contacts? And this would be my girlfreind not my wife. Your spouse can look thru the phone, if you have nothing to hide then who gives a shit? If you do, then you shouldnt be married. and your the bitch