Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today I found out my husband was throwing a 50th surprise party for me, and no one RSVP'd because of my best friend starting arguing with everyone in a group text. This was going to be the first big party or surprise party that I'd ever had. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
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Bostonian3352 0
Well maybe now his surprise party can turn into his surprise divorce
huggles87 0
that sucks...maybe you could cancel the party, give him nothing but a card telling him to celebrate with the other bitch.
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kar89 0
Invite her to the party.
nephelle 0
that really sucks.. but you should bring a boyfriend to party, when he gets pissed you can tell him it's only fair since you invite his girlfriend. :) Don't believe what people say, revenge is much sweeter.
girlie949 0
How can you talk it out? You loose trust and faith instantly. Divorce is the only answer, I know if my husband ever cheated on me, I could NEVER let him touch me sexually again knowing our marriage wasn't worth him fighting for or talking to about. I highly doubt as well you stumbled upon that tho, you don't just stumble upon things like that. You snooped, but he still cheated.
imkees 0
FIRST!!!! Bury me Bitches!
plexico 4
You know when someone finds something and says "It was in the last place I looked." I say, "Of course it was, if you kept looking after you found it, you'd be an idiot." I guess what they should say is that it was in the last place they were going to look before they gave up. That doesn't mean that there weren't more numbers in the phone, but once you find the girlfriend, the party planning suddenly becomes much less urgent. You should have played dumb and assumed she was just a female friend and invited her. There you could have regaled her with hilarious stories of his skid-marked underwear, his penis pump, his incessant farting, his collegiate sexcapades with farm animals, his child sex-offender conviction, his hair plugs, his prison sodomy experiences, his affinity for gay ****, etc., etc. You'll run her off real good, and then you can decide to what you want to do with that sack of shit.
midwestjerk 0
Surprise him by tying him up like it'll be a fun sex game. Then, force his mouth open and take a shit in his mouth. Leave him tied up, pack all your things, and leave the house.
maipinkbear 0
plexico you win. as always.
Jakkke 0
you better not **** block him, thats the worst, you probally deserved to be cheated on anyway
lydiacoolness 0
Jakkke, that wasnt very nice. just cos someone wants thier space and privacy it doesnt mean theyre hiding anythng. somepeople need boundries and she should respect that.
Cytherea 0
Seriously, an invasion of privacy? Are any of you married? There isn't any privacy between spouses. I check my husband's email all the time. I ask him to check mine for me if I can't. We use each other's phones, all the time, and therefore look through each other's call logs. We use each other's laptops, and therefore can look at whatever is on there. We don't have any secrets, we don't have anything hidden. And we do all of these things in front of each other- there is no snooping. OP- that sucks. Wow. I'm really sorry.
shaerbear00 0
Are you kidding me??? I'm a little disturbed at some of the people making it about the guy's privacy. At this point the arguement of it being about his privacy has long since been thrown out the window. At the end of the day, if he was dumb enough to cheat, then he was dumb enough to get caught, regardless of her going through his phone. And for gods' sake, its not like she was scrolling through incriminating pieces of evidence like texts or call logs that indicate lengthy conversations with said babe, she was looking through his CONTACTS. I mean, what was she supposed to say. "Oh darnit!! Hun?? I went through your phone and found out you're cheating on me again. ::sigh:: yes I know, I'm sorry, I swear it won't happen again...silly of me to discover secrets you're clearly hellbent on keeping from me.." I pity those of you who live in your blissful ignorance of "It's his/her privacy, and thus none of my concern." If she had caught an STD from him and his sleeping around, I'm sure that'd have been none of her business either... The point is if she hadn't gone through his phone, regardless of what her intentions were, she may not have ever discovered the kind of man who she is really married to, would have carried on in what she thought was a happy marriage when in actuality she was being screwed over. Kudos to her for finding out sooner than later, and screw those of you who thinks she deserved it because she peeked through his phone.