Beat It

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, we had an office party and everyone had to dress as a dead star. I love Michael Jackson so I dressed up as him. It turns out I looked more like my boss than Michael. I was then written up for "theoretically" killing my boss. FML
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RichardPencil 30

If you could kill your boss by dressing up as him, you'd be a... ...wait on it... smooth criminal. Hee-hee-hee! I know -- that's bad, that's bad, jamoa.

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alycion 38

WTH kind of company do you work for? They try to loosen things up but forgot to remove the sticks first.

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RichardPencil 30

If you could kill your boss by dressing up as him, you'd be a... ...wait on it... smooth criminal. Hee-hee-hee! I know -- that's bad, that's bad, jamoa.

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alycion 38

WTH kind of company do you work for? They try to loosen things up but forgot to remove the sticks first.

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jbuckets_404 38

The sticks up their *ss, you mean? Gotcha!

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ahabsfan 14

Your boss is a curly haired white dude who wears one white glove?

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rotflqtms_ 21

Michael Jackson isn't white though.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Nope. He has more of a dusty complexion these days.

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jbuckets_404 38

Does your boss usually only wear one white glove around the office?

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0neiros 14

Next time wear a black T-Shirt and tell them you're 61 Cygni that's the Site of a star and accompanying Black Hole - ie a dead star.

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