Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson....

By Shady_Soldier - 31/10/2013 08:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

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By ugh - 08/06/2012 04:35 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

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Beat It

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, we had an office party and everyone had to dress as a dead star. I love Michael Jackson so I dressed up as him. It turns out I looked more like my boss than Michael. I was then written up for "theoretically" killing my boss. FML

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By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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Halloween freakout

By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 00:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML

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By Why Me? - 31/01/2013 09:07 - United States - Scranton

Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML

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By Becca - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

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Making a scene

By becca1417 - 01/09/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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By Trimacle - 24/08/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML

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Thursday 31 October 2013 16:26

Wow. What a thriller. Probably scared you black and white.

Welshite 39

Thursday 31 October 2013 16:26

I'll bet you Beat It out of there.

Comments

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 31 October 2013 16:34

I can't imagine how you felt like when he passed away.

WompWompWomp123 7

Thursday 31 October 2013 16:35

That must've been so Bad. I bet thet heard you Scream from miles away. I guess you figured out that You Are Not Alone.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Thursday 31 October 2013 16:35

Not to worry, you're too old.

Bevspeaks 11

Thursday 31 October 2013 16:45

That must have been a killer thriller, maybe you should look to the Man In The Mirror for guidance and strength to get over your fear?

tranced_ 45

Thursday 31 October 2013 16:47

lol its funny coz he's dead!

cooney7 3

Thursday 31 October 2013 17:17

How ******* funny, can't stop laughing... wait, I never started.

perdix 29

Thursday 31 October 2013 16:49

I'm glad I checked the OP's location and realized he's not one of us US Americans (that have maps;)) I'd feel less safe knowing that the homeland is being protected by someone who's afraid of a skinny, dead guy. Hell, he even said he was a lover, not a fighter! Man up!