FML : Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a...

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Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML

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By Raven - / Saturday 31 December 2016 17:24 / Canada - Brantford

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By great_nate | 14

#7385111 - Saturday 7 January 2017 20:43

Video her doing it and report her.

By BlackFire4890 | 16

#7385509 - Monday 9 January 2017 5:25

Get video of her doing it and take it to the police

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By great_nate | 14

#7385111 - Saturday 7 January 2017 20:43

Video her doing it and report her.

By knepmj | 13

#7385174 - Sunday 8 January 2017 4:50

Just spread the trash on her yard

By MsBluntBunny | 4

#7385250 - Sunday 8 January 2017 12:52

Keep a close eye on your pup! I would have ripped her apart for threatening my pet.

By BlackFire4890 | 16

#7385509 - Monday 9 January 2017 5:25

Get video of her doing it and take it to the police

By ifuckuprandomly | 28

#7387795 - Friday 13 January 2017 12:05

Jesus Christ! I thought Canadians were polite!

By blackrose1996 | 11

#7388790 - Sunday 15 January 2017 1:12

I would have called the police since she threatened your animal.

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