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Show it anywayI think he's already planning for a sixth.
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Show it anywayWhy not get birth control or condoms? Then neither one of you has to have any kind of surgery.
Condoms and the pill actually can fail fairly easily, and thats not something theyre likely willing to risk. A vasectomy is really simple, and they don't even have to put you under. My dad got one after his forth kid and he was done in half an hour. Getting your tubes tied requires full surgery, going under heavy sleeping drugs and the recovery time is a bitch. everyone makes vasectomies sound like castration, but that's not the case. He'll even still ejaculate, there just won't be any swimmers in it.
Getting pregnant is a two way street. It's not just the guys fault. Girls need to take responsibility too
If they can afford four kids they can afford to adopt, tying the tubes there's still a chance of getting pregnant if it wasn't done right, condoms break, and birth control can really mess up woman's systems. With having the guy getting fixed there isn't a reverse of that, once it's done, it's done.
Having sex is (usually) a mutual choice. Having sex with the intent of having children is Definitely a two way street.
#61 hold up now this is the age of equality of the sexes! Everything is the mans fault! Jeez don't you know how equality works? PS the above is sarcasm laced with cynicism. Still waiting on sarcasm font FML staff!
You do realise getting tubes tied is a full blown surgery with sleep inducing drugs and it takes a long time to recover and your body is forever ruined with a large scar, plus all the risks associated with surgery including death. Compare that to a minor vasectomy where the man is still awake while it's happening and he's outta there in half hour....
I understand that pills can fall and so can condoms. but a vasectomy doesn't always work either. And getting tubes tied it's a very heavy surgery. I don't think anything is 100% Effective.
Because she went through childbirth FOUR times. He can endure the discomfort of a vasectomy. And really, OP, get a vasectomy.
#33 u do realize u are able to untie ur tubes?
Well then either one of you is going to get their tubes tied or a vasectomy or just wear a condom
Vasectomy it is!
Threats to remove ones manhood is the best kind of contraception...
OP's "name" just makes this almost impossible to NOT laugh at.
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Show it anywayI had third degree tearing, my episiotomy reopened and all my tears ended up getting infected. I easily reached a 10 on the pain scale and ended up having to be hospitalized for a week to get my ****** fixed. My baby is now almost three years old and I'm positive I'll NEVER forget the pain no matter how cute she is.
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Anyone notice the username? O.0
#9 - I got confused and wondered why she would be in labor if that was so. Then I realized that maybe he meant when she started getting really hormonal, he got them removed. Or maybe they ran away from him in fear.
ripped them off ages ago.... lol perhaps he means she sucked too hard......XD(ba dum tsss) but in all seriousness, what were we talking bout? idc
this is not a dare... but i dare you!
What was her response to the previous three?
As far as I know it takes two to make a baby, so it sounds a bit unfair.
I always think that. Like women get mad at their partner and are always like "You did this to me." when in reality, she's just as much to blame.
True but the woman goes through excruciating pain along with a bunch of other issues while the man doesn't change at all. I think in the birthing moment he's an easy and frustrating target. Not right, but fairly common unfortunately.
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One type of vasectomy I guess...
Threats to remove ones manhood is the best kind of contraception...