Today, I congratulated my friend for getting engaged. This is the fourth friend of mine this year that has become engaged. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. FML
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Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, my oldest friend got engaged to her loving boyfriend of one year. Meanwhile, I can't even get my boyfriend of more than four years to commit to a decision of what he wants for dinner. FML
Today, I was invited to go to a BBQ with one of my guy friends. It turned out to be a surprise engagement party, and every single one of his friends congratulated me. I'm not his fiancée. FML
Today, for the first time, I hugged the man I have been in love with for four years. It was a congratulatory hug at his wedding to my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML
Today, a good friend from childhood, who was my maid of honor four years ago, got married. Without me knowing about it. FML
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Top comments
lettertjes 0
Get a boyfriend when there's a boy or man in your life that you really really like. Don't do it just because everybody else does.
FMyLifeCereal 0
Maybe you just have higher standards
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Comments (176)
jonny2x4 0
Watch and wait. Soon all your friends will come to you to tell you about their problems with their men. Suddenly being single doesn't suck as much.
UrLiFsuX 4
marriage...... overrated, I'm going to invent "love contracts." you sign this for this long, if you like it re-up, if you don't change them out.
med_princess30 0
isn't that what dating is for? You stay with a person as long as you can tolerate them, when you can't-you let them go for a newer model?
UrLiFsuX 4
no no, why would you sign something for someone you just met that's stupid. I'm talking about taking the place of marriage papers to satisfy the woman need for tradition and to have a last name and ect.
DreamerofWorlds 0
It's not just the last name thing, you douche. There are also financial benefits for a married couple over a dating couple who are just living together. Is that any reason to get married? No, but there's more to marriage than the female romanticism of it.
jaylynnlakebum 0
Look at it this way the more you can test drive, the better! You can always wait for the newer model. Not life ending all my girlfriends are getting married or having children. Just enjoy the ride! : )
queendrabee 0
why is marriage a destination? girl, find out what you love in life and who you truly are. dont be so obsessed with finding a man, cause believe me, it will NOT bring you happiness unless you can be happy by yourself first.
alexis_peace 0
hey, who needs males? if vibrators could get you pregnat there'd be no need for em.
sublimaze 6
sounds like someone is a little bitter. been left in dumpville a lot, eh?
phatdaddy 0
Maybe your standards are just too high. Then again maybe you're just a repulsive bitch who constantly whines when your friend's find happiness.
perdix 31
Serves you right for having the vanity to hang out with hot, sexy, desirable girls. You want a boyfriend? Here's what ya do: Start hanging out with girls that are uglier, fatter and less desirable than you. That way, you'll be the "hot" one when a group of loser guys approaches your herd, and you will have your pick of the best of them. Or, the least worst of them.
guckylynn 19
Wow that's really not a big deal. You'll meet someone when you're ready.
lifeisaplay 0
What's the big deal? I've been single for about a couple years and I'm doing fine!
MACJunkie 0
could be worse.. you could have a boyfriend that should've already proposed and hasn't AND all of your friends are marrying people that they've dated less than you and your beau. that's worse.... at least you don't have people saying WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?? or WHY HASN'T HE ASKED YOU??? people know your single, so it's not thrown in your face all the time..... don't make your friends feel bad about their engagement/marriage by complaining about your situation.. that would be very selfish and low... just be happy from them and have fun celebrating with them..... you'll probably learn a lot from helping them w/ their weddings and you might meet someone through their weddings... ;)
queendrabee 0
me too :( sucks big time
n3554 0
Don't worry, you'll feel better when half of them get a divorce.