Today, I congratulated my friend for getting engaged. This is the fourth friend of mine this year that has become engaged. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. FML
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Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, my oldest friend got engaged to her loving boyfriend of one year. Meanwhile, I can't even get my boyfriend of more than four years to commit to a decision of what he wants for dinner. FML
Today, I was invited to go to a BBQ with one of my guy friends. It turned out to be a surprise engagement party, and every single one of his friends congratulated me. I'm not his fiancée. FML
Today, for the first time, I hugged the man I have been in love with for four years. It was a congratulatory hug at his wedding to my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML
Today, a good friend from childhood, who was my maid of honor four years ago, got married. Without me knowing about it. FML
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lettertjes 0
Get a boyfriend when there's a boy or man in your life that you really really like. Don't do it just because everybody else does.
FMyLifeCereal 0
Maybe you just have higher standards
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Comments (176)
pfunk129 1
shed the pounds
Anteezy 7
Time to swallow instead of spitting.
Skyola 0
Where to start?!? 1. You've gotta love yourself first. If you think that you can't meet someone because you are too ugly/fat then you won't because you'll give off those vibes. Do whatever it takes to love yourself more - haircut/facial/louboutins - pick a day when it's not your birthday and treat it like it is. If you love you, other people will (not to the point of being cocky obviously!) 2. Just because your friends are doing it doesn't mean you should. Maybe it isn't right for you and subconsciously you know this? 3. How old are you? Ok so the whole marriage thing is largely age dependent (as women we've only got a few years while the ovaries will still work) - if you're approaching 30 then maybe, maybe you should be thinking "hmm, it's about time" if however you're like 20 then chillax - plenty of time and fun still left - enjoy being free and single - and esp those weddings! 4. Engagement can actually mean sh*t. When I was 18/19/20 all of my friends were getting engaged, 8 years later they're still engaged and I'm married. 5. Length of relationship is pointless. I was with my now husband for 7 years before we got married, my best friend has only been with her fella for 2 years and they are engaged 6. Finally. Be happy for your friend. Don't become a sad, twisted cat lady.
paulthebassguy 0
I'd go out with you.
okieraider71 4
Give them a flaming skunk for a wedding gift. (no one probably knows what I am talking about)
astro_plastic 0
Billy Bob! I thought I told you to git back in the dang trailer! Put that skunk down 'fore I get the hose again!
astro_plastic 0
Zorglub_fml 1
4 already this year? And to think we're only in March!
YeahYeahYeah4 0
I'm in the same boat as you. I'm sick of seeing all these people get engaged when here I am, still single, and have never had a real boyfriend.
letsgobucks 0
try puttin out
uneeklyaverage 0
seriously just put out
skidbubble 0
I don't know why everyone thinks it is an absolute must to get married. there is nothing wrong with being single.