Today, I congratulated my friend for getting engaged. This is the fourth friend of mine this year that has become engaged. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. FML
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Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, my oldest friend got engaged to her loving boyfriend of one year. Meanwhile, I can't even get my boyfriend of more than four years to commit to a decision of what he wants for dinner. FML
Today, I was invited to go to a BBQ with one of my guy friends. It turned out to be a surprise engagement party, and every single one of his friends congratulated me. I'm not his fiancée. FML
Today, for the first time, I hugged the man I have been in love with for four years. It was a congratulatory hug at his wedding to my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML
Today, a good friend from childhood, who was my maid of honor four years ago, got married. Without me knowing about it. FML
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lettertjes 0
Get a boyfriend when there's a boy or man in your life that you really really like. Don't do it just because everybody else does.
FMyLifeCereal 0
Maybe you just have higher standards
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Comments (176)
Coccinelle_fml 15
Don't worry! when all these girls' husbands cheat on them and they cry, you'll laugh!
paran01d_andr01d 0
You can always become a "cat lady"! Or consider just getting out there. Just remember if you are unhappy with youself, others are going to have a hard time being happy with you too. At least you have friends!
lky830 0
if it's that big of a deal... find one? really, complaining about your lack of a love life on the Internet won't get you anywhere. go out to places where you think interesting guys will be. but I agree with some other posters here. if you rush into a relationship, it's more than likely doomed to fail
astro_plastic 0
Get over it, Carrie Bradshaw.
queendrabee 0
LOL!
akittykatcat 0
Oh BooHoo
petrapumpkinhed 3
I'm at that age too where every month I'm pretty sure I'll be attending one or two weddings. You just need a different mindset, and learn to be happy for the blessings of others. Be patient and your time will come. In the meantime, get laid. :)
boatkicker 5
I'm sorry that you're upset, OP. But boyfriends, fiances, and husbands aren't really something that you should rush. If there isn't someone for you right now, force a smile, and wait it out. There isn't much else to do. Don't go out looking for him, that almost never works and you end up convincing yourself that the one guy who might show a little interest in you is the one. But also do not close yourself out. Go out, have fun with friends, and their lovers and friends. Meet people, and just see what happens. Of course there will be moments where it will suck being single, but they will pass. They are just moments. In the mean time be happy with yourself, and good luck in life.
Intellectualist 0
the world needs more people like this ^
KurouTenshi 0
@40 I love you.
idkweird 0
Agreed completely with boatkicker. There's no need to feel down because you don't have a boyfriend. You should enjoy your time as a single woman. Also, A lot of people say that when you're not looking for it, that's when love finds YOU! In my experience, it's completely true. I mean, go out with your friends, like boatkicker said, and put yourself out there, but don't try to search love out or track it down. :)
youthink_fml 0
It's not a contest.
blastvortex 4
So? If it's that important to you, why not go out and find yourself a boyfriend? You have to put effort into the system if you want to get something out of it in return.
astrophe 0
always a bridemaid never a bride