Today, I congratulated my friend for getting engaged. This is the fourth friend of mine this year that has become engaged. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, my oldest friend got engaged to her loving boyfriend of one year. Meanwhile, I can't even get my boyfriend of more than four years to commit to a decision of what he wants for dinner. FML
Today, I was invited to go to a BBQ with one of my guy friends. It turned out to be a surprise engagement party, and every single one of his friends congratulated me. I'm not his fiancée. FML
Today, for the first time, I hugged the man I have been in love with for four years. It was a congratulatory hug at his wedding to my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML
Today, a good friend from childhood, who was my maid of honor four years ago, got married. Without me knowing about it. FML
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Top comments
lettertjes 0
Get a boyfriend when there's a boy or man in your life that you really really like. Don't do it just because everybody else does.
FMyLifeCereal 0
Maybe you just have higher standards
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Comments (176)
quarterback7 0
ugly?
Sinisin2010 0
I think you just need to get naked more often, because that will solve everything!
icychill67 1
umm maybe u should stop complaining and get your ass in the dateing curb no to mean or anything
Intellectualist 0
@#131 I'm attractive enough to have a picture up, where is yours? Oh, right you don't have one. If I'm ugly, you're hideous :) Oh, and at least I can comment on here, and STILL get laid, and I've never had any complaints.
gamerchiq 0
I could easily post a picture of Chewbacca, and since I uploaded a picture, I'm attractive. amiright?
Intellectualist 0
Damn straight, chewbacca is a fine beast ;)
bflame6 0
who cares? they'll all just get divorced and bitch about it on here anyways, you're the smart one.
KCID_GIB_ATTOGi 0
YDI for being ugly
phatdaddy 0
"you've no right to any kind of relationship whatsoever" That's a judgement based on a single post on FML, something you had just denounced in the SAME SENTENCE. My argument retains its validity.
brightred919 0
if you're upset about your dating life, then you should do something about it instead of feeling sorry for yourself. and you don't NEED a boyfriend anyway; appreciate the freedom of being single. besides, it's mostly the girls who don't need a guy who end up getting them.
CoolChik 5
Perhaps, instead you should try to go get a girlfriend...might have better luck.
fuckurlifeharder 0
hehe ur NAME