Today, I congratulated my friend for getting engaged. This is the fourth friend of mine this year that has become engaged. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. FML
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Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, my oldest friend got engaged to her loving boyfriend of one year. Meanwhile, I can't even get my boyfriend of more than four years to commit to a decision of what he wants for dinner. FML
Today, I was invited to go to a BBQ with one of my guy friends. It turned out to be a surprise engagement party, and every single one of his friends congratulated me. I'm not his fiancée. FML
Today, for the first time, I hugged the man I have been in love with for four years. It was a congratulatory hug at his wedding to my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML
Today, a good friend from childhood, who was my maid of honor four years ago, got married. Without me knowing about it. FML
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Top comments
lettertjes 0
Get a boyfriend when there's a boy or man in your life that you really really like. Don't do it just because everybody else does.
FMyLifeCereal 0
Maybe you just have higher standards
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Comments (176)
muffinsareyummy 1
So you want a boyfriend because your friends have boyfriends? You don't need a guy to be happy, for the love of God.
lovergirl7 1
you should be happy for them but I can see where your going with this:)
phatdaddy 0
"If you judge people based on one FML, you've no right to any kind of relationship whatsoever. I mean, really?" pot. kettle. black.
animejen1988 9
I'm in exactly the same boat. Don't worry, we'll find someone eventually.
phatdaddy 0
Nah, you'll both probably die alone... ...either that or go gay for each other and move to Vermont.
RileyL29 0
All of my friends are either knocked up and/or engaged too... And I find myself single as well. You'll find someone.
lovethat1 0
whatever you do just don't ettle for anyone! Most my friends are married and arent happy.
levedelente 3
Me neither, hun. Never had a boyfriend in my life (no girlfriend either; I'm not gay). We'll get over it. Put that frown upside down, and make sure to meet up with some of that new fiancé's friends!
chelsyrae 0
Well how old are you? You still have time! Hopefully lol.
containsnosoy 0
For a good reason, you're whiny as hell. Maybe you should try asking someone out, or would you just like to whine some more? If you're still young, you need to get over it. Being engaged isn't the answer to life.
Simplyjulie 0
Love shouldn't be a competition. It doesn't matter who has sex first or who gets pregnant first. Just becuz it feels like evryoe is doing it doesn't mean YOU hav to. When ur ready to have a bf your day will come.
MadeOfAwesome 1
Love isn't a competition, but everyone wants to be first to experience the awesomeness of it.