Today, I congratulated my friend for getting engaged. This is the fourth friend of mine this year that has become engaged. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, my oldest friend got engaged to her loving boyfriend of one year. Meanwhile, I can't even get my boyfriend of more than four years to commit to a decision of what he wants for dinner. FML
Today, I was invited to go to a BBQ with one of my guy friends. It turned out to be a surprise engagement party, and every single one of his friends congratulated me. I'm not his fiancée. FML
Today, for the first time, I hugged the man I have been in love with for four years. It was a congratulatory hug at his wedding to my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML
Today, a good friend from childhood, who was my maid of honor four years ago, got married. Without me knowing about it. FML
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Top comments
lettertjes 0
Get a boyfriend when there's a boy or man in your life that you really really like. Don't do it just because everybody else does.
FMyLifeCereal 0
Maybe you just have higher standards
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Comments (176)
BlargHonk 0
Wow. That's unfortunate, OP. FYL.
fisheatsbear 6
ydi for not going out and getting one
lettertjes 0
Get a boyfriend when there's a boy or man in your life that you really really like. Don't do it just because everybody else does.
050294 0
^Exactly
yada_yada 0
Aw that sucks lol.
LoginUnknown 0
Sounds like four future chances to find a guy to date or at least get a little action from.
TempestJones 0
lmao
Invioletlight 0
OP: Dont compare yourself to anyone! You will get married when you are ready, don't judge your own experiences in comparison to other people's lives.
Monikabug 9
^ this. I can not think of a way to say it any better. :)
thatfeelsright 0
that sucks
madskillz3088 0
lol... dang I bet lesbians get more guys than you .... you're probably fat as fuckkkk... I would say go after a fat guy... bur hell even fat guys hate fat girls lol
Intellectualist 0
If I may say, what a fine display of ignorance you have just thrust upon the members of FML. Well done.
strandedinalimo 0
I think the OP wishes she was thrust upon.
Intellectualist 0
I lol'd #44.
bagheera1 0
boo hoo shut up
silvereyedpuma 0
really, how many of them actually got married? don't worry about it, you'll just feel better after when you are with someone and they are stuck married!
med_princess30 0
I used to have this same mindset a few years ago. Listen to Inviolentlight! A few of my friends are spending money on divorces and will spend the next few months/years trying to restructure their lives. I definitely do not envy them. On the other hand, I'm spending almost the same amount of money on a trip to Cabo this summer instead of a divorce (which I know would have happened if I'd continued to compare myself to my friends)