Monster couch

By smurfette7413 - 13/10/2020 05:01

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a little fun when the pull-out couch decided to try to eat us. Now I have a broken nose and my boyfriend keeps making jokes about the "human eating couch." FML
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You could always make a joke back that the couch's pull-out game was stronger than his. That'll shut him up.

Sounds like your boyfriend has a sense of humour and that they're a keeper.

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You could always make a joke back that the couch's pull-out game was stronger than his. That'll shut him up.

Sounds like your boyfriend has a sense of humour and that they're a keeper.

Mimics, they're a problem EVERYWHERE....