By Hopeless romantic - 16/08/2014 06:20 - Australia - Perth

Today, I began to sign "I love you" to my boyfriend from across the room. I ended up just poking myself in the eye. FML
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jerryj 27
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I can picture it happened like this: • you made eye contact with eachother • you smiled at him • while smiling you slowly poked your eye • he was confused

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biasedshooter 24
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P-p-p-pokerface

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allie2590 30
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Maybe it's a sign.

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whos_ur_daddy1 19
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Not meant to be

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Kyle1dc 17
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Love is cruel?

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cryssycakesx3 22
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I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes.....

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biasedshooter 24
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P-p-p-pokerface

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Sakuraashita 15
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She gotta love nobody.

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Kyle1dc 17
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Love is a battlefield.

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jerryj 27
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I can picture it happened like this: • you made eye contact with eachother • you smiled at him • while smiling you slowly poked your eye • he was confused

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gracehi 31
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Love hurts...

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DiamondGirlj 18
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Weather it's right or wrong

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mallu86 9
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And it is blind.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Now it is anyhow.

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askullnamedbilly 33
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How was you trying to sing to him connected to the eye poking incident?

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mariamilian 20
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Read the FML again. Sign, not sing..

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cjwayy 22
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I have no idea what the hell #5 just said

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askullnamedbilly 33
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Yup, my bad. I'm dyslexic, it happens.

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headofmedusa 15
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I'm not dyslexic but I read sing at first too.

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oreoeater 21
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Oooooooh... Sign... Right that makes so much more sense now

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sunnyray812 42
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I was very confused with this FML because I kept reading it as "sing" also.

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fuckyourlifeOP 25
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I'm glad somebody pointed out that it said sign. I was picturing it like: *sings* "I looove yooou!" *pokes herself in the eye whilst trying to wipe a tear of joy*

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kyuubi1 14
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well at least you made eye contact.

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Michael903 18
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If all works out, it'll be a great sorry for your kids and grandkids!

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tony1891 22
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love at first sight?

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mariamilian 20
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You were blinded by love.

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mrwilsong 6
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Eye bet you didn't see that coming

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syki 22
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That's the cornea-st pun I've ever heard.

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Kyle1dc 17
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I'm blinded by the wording of these puns.

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oreoeater 21
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Eye was touched

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cryssycakesx3 22
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i-ris the pupils of FML would stop with the eye puns. you deserve 40 lashes..

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cryssycakesx3 22
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I'm sorry that was so terrible. please bury it and spare me a bit of shame...

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brians3395 4
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how can your eye bet something? that makes no sense at all.

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mrwilsong 6
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Yeah you guys king of ruined the puns

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