Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
mmmern 0
I wouldn't say stupid or ignorant I would consider it rebelling.
saranottelling 7
Wow, I hate people like you. I can't stand smoke (cigarette, fireplace, etc...) even in small amounts and it really sucks when I walk though "No Smoking" areas and smell cigarette smoke. You deserve it X 10. Quit smoking or stop smoking where you're not suppose to.
sacredjoshua66 0
ydi smokings stupider than anything in this world
purplesucker 0
Learn to obey signs you stupid ******! There are signs for a reason! Some people are allergic to smoke, and by disobeying signs, you're being outrageously rude and inconsiderate! Karma bites, doesn't it?
BeeSkwaird 0
OP deserves it for smoking *there*. Some of us aren't judgmental but *do* have a physical aversion to it. If I'm around cigarette smoke, I often have so bad a reaction that I am unable to work the next day. That's seriously how bad it is.
taycandy96 2
hahaha that's what u get OP
bluebreadsticks_ 6
roflcopter. YfuckingDI! fail. (:
Snow_Daisy 7
ahahahahaha. OP, thank you so much for shaing this with all of us... I'm gonna have the BEST mental picture of this in my head for a very long time. (:
youthink_fml 0
That's some funny shit. YDI for thinking rules don't apply to you. By the way, you look like an idiot with that cigarette.
ktbird 0
Agreed with #1. There is a reason most of the decent companies in the world are going to no-smoking on the premises. It's a dirty habit and a waste of time.