FML : Nope.

Nope.

Today, while at work, I felt what I thought was a ball of lint on the back of my neck. I reached back and grabbed it only to end up holding the biggest wolf spider I've ever seen. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Just Set Me On Fire - / Wednesday 13 September 2017 23:15 /

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By Allie614032 | 34

#7540845 - Wednesday 13 September 2017 23:22

As an arachnophobe, I appreciate the username you chose.

By jediloader | 12

#7540859 - Thursday 14 September 2017 0:34

Surprise, Motherfucka!!

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By Hippo_Holiday | 19

#7538531 - Thursday 7 September 2017 16:46

I can taste the fear already. Hope you're alright.

By Allie614032 | 34

#7540845 - Wednesday 13 September 2017 23:22

As an arachnophobe, I appreciate the username you chose.

mattiscg2 | 8

#7540846 - Wednesday 13 September 2017 23:23

couldn't have said it any better

By jediloader | 12

#7540859 - Thursday 14 September 2017 0:34

Surprise, Motherfucka!!

By RockPrincess26 | 16

#7540873 - Thursday 14 September 2017 1:23

How did you assume it was "a big ball of lint?"

By corky1992 | 33

#7540900 - Thursday 14 September 2017 3:26

That is what nightmares are made of.

By davecross | 11

#7540902 - Thursday 14 September 2017 3:54

Come on man we both know you wanted to get bit so you possibly turn into Spider-Man

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7540930 - Thursday 14 September 2017 6:48

I'm gonna hazard a guess you also had to change your pants after you killed it...

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7540956 - Thursday 14 September 2017 8:23

Spiders can sense fear, don't be afraid of them!

By cdaspirit | 14

#7540963 - Thursday 14 September 2017 8:43

Do you just casually get a ball of lint on the back of your neck every once in a while...?

RockPrincess26 | 16

#7541643 - Saturday 16 September 2017 3:09

That's what I'm wondering.

By bartsj1988 | 7

#7540992 - Thursday 14 September 2017 10:45

Work do you work at where you would find balls or lint or giant spiders? Eck. FYL!

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