Miscellaneous: Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette.... - FML

By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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This is lit

By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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Testing, testing

By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

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By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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JassyJas 2

Friday 19 February 2010 9:17

Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!

BM13HC 0

Friday 19 February 2010 9:18

YDI for not obeying the sign >:(

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RedBaron 0

Friday 19 February 2010 16:12

Here comes 10,000 comments by self-righteous non-smokers who need to feel better about themselves by knocking on someone else. OP I voted FYL because getting your hair set on fire must suck BUT I also voted YDI cause you make all of us smokers look like jackasses who don't care about anybody else. I always go smoke in my car when on break cause it doesn't agitate other people

Frank155 5

Friday 19 February 2010 16:31

OP deserves it because he's smoking but he's also stupid enough to smoke in a "No Smoking" area.

nolasaints 0

Friday 19 February 2010 16:33

ydi for being a smoker! you're gonna die young anyway! I hope it burned all your hair off! ever heard of karma or hand- eye coordination or a brain?!?

pursuethemoment 0

Friday 19 February 2010 17:02

ha

cowgod 0

Friday 19 February 2010 17:07

yah! stick it to the man!

iloveloosy12 0

Friday 19 February 2010 17:12

YDI SMOKER

QWERTYCommander 5

Friday 19 February 2010 17:14

Finally, you people have a reason to say "YDI for smoking". YDI for being an asshole.

ms31_fml 3

Friday 19 February 2010 17:24

You absolutely deserve it. I hope you got third degree burns. Next time when it says NO SMOKING, don't be a retard.

GreenYamo 0

Friday 19 February 2010 17:34

While I'm against the way smokers are treated by the holier-than-thou non-smoking assholes, you still deserved it for trying to be an asshole and smoking under a no smoking sign

Paulbrophyiii 0

Friday 19 February 2010 17:42

wow your a pussy

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