Miscellaneous: Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette.... - FML

By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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Testing, testing

By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

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By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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JassyJas 2

Friday 19 February 2010 9:17

Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!

BM13HC 0

Friday 19 February 2010 9:18

YDI for not obeying the sign >:(

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Jewsus_Crawst 0

Friday 19 February 2010 13:53

Karma, its a ******* bitch.

nmsm 1

Friday 19 February 2010 13:54

WTF? You're cool... Why would you laugh then smoke when the sign said no smoking? Eew smokings gross anyway.

chachibacon123 0

Friday 19 February 2010 14:03

u completely deserved that u dumbass and why are u smoking

qwerty3210 0

Friday 19 February 2010 14:08

OP is a dumbass for lighting her hair on fire, but depending on the situation i totally agree with the no smoking sign. I've seen the most retarded placement of them, such as on a sidewalk (regular, not a dangerous location), a smokers lounge and a ****** highway.

lucyisbae 18

Wednesday 18 March 2015 13:53

#91 well don't you think there might be a reason for them? Smoking kills not only you, but had been known to kill 2nd-hand and 3rd-hand, meaning your friends, and their friends. And, as many places in the world that have signs, there are more places that don't.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 19 February 2010 14:13

YDI for smoking and being an idiot. Smoke where you're supposed to and get some hand-eye coordination.

Wow467 0

Friday 19 February 2010 14:15

smokers dont get hot chickz or hot guys, cuz their breath smells extremely bad, and now uve added to it, u fcked ur hairdo up, try getting a girl/guy now

cypherzzz 0

Friday 19 February 2010 14:29

don't smoke you dumbass

stlcardsftw 0

Friday 19 February 2010 14:35

yea that bastard totaly deserves it u ignorint ass hole

TrekkieGirl 0

Friday 19 February 2010 14:37

YDI for being inconsiderate. Not everyone wants to smell the smoke from your death sticks.

wierdo16 0

Friday 19 February 2010 14:38

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