Miscellaneous: Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette.... - FML

By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

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By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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JassyJas 2

Friday 19 February 2010 9:17

Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!

BM13HC 0

Friday 19 February 2010 9:18

YDI for not obeying the sign >:(

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wthcharles 0

Friday 19 February 2010 10:35

Can't say you weren't warned. YDI

Flamp1 0

Friday 19 February 2010 10:39

Epic win :D they need to change the logo on signs to somones hair on fire now, "No smoking or hair will set on fire :D... we warned you"

fuckyouasshole66 0

Friday 19 February 2010 10:42

idiot

iSwag 0

Friday 19 February 2010 10:48

where's perdix when you need him?

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 19 February 2010 10:49

If you say so.

CallMeHush 0

Friday 19 February 2010 11:22

I thought he had an ice cream truck?

purplemnm 9

Friday 19 February 2010 17:30

I just escaped from his basement. He has an orange van that says "free candy" on the side, and he was mapping his route to the nearest park.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 19 February 2010 18:32

(clears throat towards Pendatic) Have you forgotten the Helsinki episode of 1914? PS - Just escaped from Sirin's personal dungeon, but it seems I lost an ovary or two.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 19 February 2010 18:47

Not likely to happen again? Um... (looks around frantically) I'm sorry, Steven Seagal! We were drunk and she milked my prostate with a rubber chicken!

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 19 February 2010 18:53

Hahaha, indeed.

purplemnm 9

Friday 19 February 2010 19:40

it was a weird situation... you remember the scene in family guy where Peter opened Quagmires garage and all the Asian women escaped and were running around the lawn? it was like that only with children

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 19 February 2010 20:37

Fair enough. We shall never speak of this again. o.0 0.o o.0

Hunter329 0

Friday 19 February 2010 10:48

No offense or anything, but, that's funny as hell!

onnielief 4

Friday 19 February 2010 10:48

Instant Karma!

icanspellgud 0

Friday 19 February 2010 11:06

too soon.

24788 6

Friday 19 February 2010 11:20

good job

ArrowLCMC 0

Friday 19 February 2010 11:22

hmm ydi because of the sign and not being careful, but not for being a smoker. Self righteous comments section people annoy me. Some people don't want to live to 90.

collegekid13 0

Friday 19 February 2010 11:30

Geez, another sign? Well, can't say it isn't ironic. YDI for poor coordination; I take it you haven't been smoking long. I want to buy a pack before they become illegal...the scent reminds me of home.

martial42 0

Friday 19 February 2010 11:31

thts wat yu get for breaking tha law mr cool lmao

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