Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch....

By IsThisRealLife - 1/2/2016 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML

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By JusstJef | 16

#6526171 - Monday 1 February 2016 23:13

Please don't elaborate on the rash. We don't need to know.

By Coffee5555 | 14

#6526183 - Monday 1 February 2016 23:16

says the one with a pic like that....

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By OhWhoCares | 42

#6526165 - Monday 1 February 2016 23:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Coffee5555 | 14

#6526183 - Monday 1 February 2016 23:16

says the one with a pic like that....

By FranticLol101 | 11

#6526168 - Monday 1 February 2016 23:11

Well was the itching pleasurable?

By MrsPine | 17

#6526169 - Monday 1 February 2016 23:11

Maybe you should get that checked out, OP.

Bunnyluver | 20

#6571746 - Friday 1 April 2016 2:37

You can have an itch and not need it to be checked out.

By JusstJef | 16

#6526171 - Monday 1 February 2016 23:13

Please don't elaborate on the rash. We don't need to know.

EcchiShojo | 4

#6526325 - Tuesday 2 February 2016 3:25

Yeah, that's not atopic I would want to talk about.

By beeferjay | 34

#6526173 - Monday 1 February 2016 23:14

probably shouldn't have salvaged that free couch from up the road

By LiteralxShit | 15

#6526180 - Monday 1 February 2016 23:16

I mean, I think that scratching an itch would be pretty pleasurable.

By AC98 | 19

#6526184 - Monday 1 February 2016 23:17

At least you're not itchy anymore

Replyka | 17

#6526378 - Tuesday 2 February 2016 5:36

Except they probably are because rashes tend to keep on itching.

By Darkness_Hate | 29

#6526186 - Monday 1 February 2016 23:20

Indeed it's hard to get rid of that feeling..especially in public.

By nash1991 | 20

#6526195 - Monday 1 February 2016 23:27

Maybe clean that area better next time you're taking a shower. Shouldn't be waking up with rashes there in the first place

BlockOfRedStone | 25

#6526229 - Tuesday 2 February 2016 0:11

When I wear a bathing suit I ALWAYS get a rash there (on the inside thighs, which is close enough to call the crotch area). That's why I hate going to water parks because walking around in a wet bathing suit just irritates the skin there too much.

Xynie | 20

#6526241 - Tuesday 2 February 2016 0:30

Ummm i don't think you're suppose to get a rash wearing a bathing suit. Maybe it's too small or you have really sensitive skin?

CheshireHalli | 19

#6526345 - Tuesday 2 February 2016 4:28

She did say the inside of her thighs, and I don't know about you, but my legs rub together some when I walk. Wet skin tends to make chafing or a rash like appearance. So it might not be a too small suit.

iAmPaul | 49

#6526346 - Tuesday 2 February 2016 4:31

@37: #17 is a guy.

Saxicolous | 27

#6526377 - Tuesday 2 February 2016 5:34

Guys have legs too y'know

By ViviMage | 38

#6526199 - Monday 1 February 2016 23:30

Get some cortisone cream or something for nappy rash!

andrmac | 25

#6526297 - Tuesday 2 February 2016 1:51

Cortisone BAD if that's jock itch and you aren't using anti fungus cream too. Could actually make it worse and cause it to spread since fungus loves moisture.