By IsThisRealLife - 01/02/2016 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML
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JusstJef 16

Please don't elaborate on the rash. We don't need to know.

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Coffee5555 14

says the one with a pic like that....

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OhWhoCares 42

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Coffee5555 14

says the one with a pic like that....

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MrsPine 17

Maybe you should get that checked out, OP.

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Bunnyluver 20

You can have an itch and not need it to be checked out.

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JusstJef 16

Please don't elaborate on the rash. We don't need to know.

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EcchiShojo 4

Yeah, that's not atopic I would want to talk about.

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beeferjay 34

probably shouldn't have salvaged that free couch from up the road

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LiteralxShit 15

I mean, I think that scratching an itch would be pretty pleasurable.

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Replyka 17

Except they probably are because rashes tend to keep on itching.

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Darkness_Hate 29

Indeed it's hard to get rid of that feeling..especially in public.

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nash1991 20

Maybe clean that area better next time you're taking a shower. Shouldn't be waking up with rashes there in the first place

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BlockOfRedStone 25

When I wear a bathing suit I ALWAYS get a rash there (on the inside thighs, which is close enough to call the crotch area). That's why I hate going to water parks because walking around in a wet bathing suit just irritates the skin there too much.

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Xynie 20

Ummm i don't think you're suppose to get a rash wearing a bathing suit. Maybe it's too small or you have really sensitive skin?

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CheshireHalli 19

She did say the inside of her thighs, and I don't know about you, but my legs rub together some when I walk. Wet skin tends to make chafing or a rash like appearance. So it might not be a too small suit.

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ViviMage 39

Get some cortisone cream or something for nappy rash!

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andrmac 25

Cortisone BAD if that's jock itch and you aren't using anti fungus cream too. Could actually make it worse and cause it to spread since fungus loves moisture.

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