Kids: Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 18:17 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

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By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By NiquetChrome - 14/04/2013 23:18 - France

Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

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We've all been there

By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2013 21:43 - United States - Wailuku

Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML

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By FMLMom - 08/08/2012 08:02 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

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Danichaney 15

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:04

At least he's curious. I mean, who knows what you'll find when you look up unicorn dick-farts?

KitchKraft 21

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:02

That's a little screwed up. No, that's very screwed up. Deal with this now before it becomes a problem.

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AndyPurdy 31

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:11

what the actual ****?

Oppression_fml 19

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:12

And the award for best parenting goes to...

davincidasecond 24

Saturday 23 May 2015 11:04

Um, unless kids are locked in the house all day, with no contact with the outside world, they will be influenced by people/things outside the house. There's no need to pin blame on the parents all the time.

Kazze 31

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:13

Despite how much I hate to say it, I kind of want to see a sharting kitten now.

doodlecloud 26

Saturday 23 May 2015 11:17

Oh, it's the kitten sharting? I assumed it was someone else sharting kittens...guess I've been damaged by the internet too...

sdroze1389 31

Saturday 23 May 2015 12:33

I guessed it to be some crude pseudo sex act. damn internet...

ometzit 4

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:14

If that's the most bizarre of them all, actually I would be pleased

katertott 44

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:23

Troll kid - 1. Gullible parent - 0.

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:24

He's a kid. Kids get curious about stuff, especially boys. Hell, I used to put in random words in a search engine just to see what would come up. I wouldn't worry TOO much about it. Either way, you'll want to bring it up with him in a non-confrontational manner.

lfrider92 21

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:40

The TV show ridiculousness has a complete segment of searching random words. So, not that bad I suppose.

davek 36

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:24

Have you found the **** yet?

quesok 22

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:31

Maybe they're suggested searches from Google

lovelockdown23 23

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:36

the first two sounds like a category off of ridiculousness and the last one just makes him seem curious. I think you should definitely explain to him that Asians aren't the only ones who can give him aids.