By disheshateme - 18/11/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, it was my turn to do the suite's dishes. I was in the process of drying my roommate's coffee mug when the handle suddenly snapped off and the sharp edge left on the mug scraped down my arm. I now have a 3-inch long gash in my arm. I was attacked by a cheap coffee mug. FML
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pleasetryagain 0
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You were mugged! Cancel your credit cards.

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Maxine17 8
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Oh, look how you have failed! This is the best comment I've seen where someone gets their comment number wrong.

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YOMyLifeSuck 0
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and the funny thing is that your first XD

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llcooljoey 0
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no you weren't, you were attacked by a pack of wolves in an atempt to save a class of kindergardeners *wink* *wink*

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underaegis 0
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it must have been in leauge with the stained wine glass

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Maxine17 8
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Oh, look how you have failed! This is the best comment I've seen where someone gets their comment number wrong.

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The_Pleb 0
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Lol they get it wrong on purpose so you and other people give them attention, trust me i should know from expierience Your so retarded you dont realise your own mistakes Now go to bed O and back to the FML Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha WIN+5

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BeeSkwaird 0
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Her so retarded? That, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call irony.

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greatnt249 0

Talk about fail...you're the one who can't use the reply option correctly, #2.

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just_me_tmp 0
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This does suck and all, but I don't think it belongs on this site. You got hurt. So what? Everyone gets hurt every once in a while. Some more than others...

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NKU_Grad_09 0
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Why did this comment get moderated? It is the truth. The OP hurt himself. So what. Everyone does it. Morons.

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Herbal_fml 0

Who fricken cares. Your life is not fucked by this. You just have to deal with a cut. Big fucking deal.

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pleasetryagain 0
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You were mugged! Cancel your credit cards.

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lexi_cacao 0

At least now you have a valid reason to *not* do dishes anymore... how many people can say they've been attacked by them?

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boredomkills89 0
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Why do people just keep flooding this site with stupid parts of their day? Honestly, who the fuck cares? you got a little baby cut you little pussy.

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Tigg3r 3
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Uhm? Last time I checked, a three inch long gash down your arm is pretty bad. This means its long and deep people. The OP could've sliced open a vein. OP FYL. Have fun dealing with that one!!!

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alexandraa_fml 0
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Please,. OP prob exaggerated for FML purposes. I highly doubt it left a 'gash' unless there was applied force.

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Skull_300 0

Your new nickname is "GASH"!

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sportsnut 0

oh please, you DO NOT have a fucking gash, you have a small scrape

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Ezekeyle 0

Precisely! Suck it up, cupcake! This is so pathetic it should be on MLIA.

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ssoccerchick97 16

Do you know? Were you there?

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martron3000 5

Speaking as the coffee mug's lawyer, he (Mr. Mug), was acting in self-defense. He thought you were trying to molest him.

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LadyKaya 0

LOL, good one...

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Thanitos 0
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"Trying"? She lubed up a sponge or washcloth with soap and forced it into his hole trying to "clean" it...

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