FML : Today, it was my turn to do the suite's dishes. I was in the process of drying my roommate's coffee mug when the handle suddenly snapped off and the sharp...

Today, it was my turn to do the suite's dishes. I was in the process of drying my roommate's coffee mug when the handle suddenly snapped off and the sharp edge left on the mug scraped down my arm. I now have a 3-inch long gash in my arm. I was attacked by a cheap coffee mug. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By disheshateme - / Wednesday 18 November 2009 07:03 / United States

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By pleasetryagain | 0

#677632 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:08

You were mugged! Cancel your credit cards.

By Maxine17 | 8

#677626 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:05

Oh, look how you have failed!
This is the best comment I've seen where someone gets their comment number wrong.

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By mtrob121 | 0

#677622 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:03

SECOND

YOMyLifeSuck | 0

#677714 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 17:08

and the funny thing is that your first XD

llcooljoey | 0

#979970 - Thursday 15 April 2010 5:21

no you weren't, you were attacked by a pack of wolves in an atempt to save a class of kindergardeners *wink* *wink*

underaegis | 0

#1326866 - Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:08

it must have been in leauge with the stained wine glass

By Maxine17 | 8

#677626 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:05

Oh, look how you have failed!
This is the best comment I've seen where someone gets their comment number wrong.

The_Pleb | 0

#677810 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 18:26

Lol they get it wrong on purpose so you and other people give them attention, trust me i should know from expierience

Your so retarded you dont realise your own mistakes

Now go to bed

O and back to the FML

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
WIN+5

BeeSkwaird | 0

#677842 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 19:04

Her so retarded?

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call irony.

greatnt249 | 0

#677866 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 19:29

Talk about fail...you're the one who can't use the reply option correctly, #2.

By just_me_tmp | 0

#677628 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:06

This does suck and all, but I don't think it belongs on this site. You got hurt. So what? Everyone gets hurt every once in a while. Some more than others...

NKU_Grad_09 | 0

#697126 - Monday 30 November 2009 21:23

Why did this comment get moderated? It is the truth. The OP hurt himself. So what. Everyone does it. Morons.

By Herbal_fml | 0

#677631 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:07

Who fricken cares. Your life is not fucked by this. You just have to deal with a cut. Big fucking deal.

By pleasetryagain | 0

#677632 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:08

You were mugged! Cancel your credit cards.

By lexi_cacao | 0

#677640 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:13

At least now you have a valid reason to *not* do dishes anymore... how many people can say they've been attacked by them?

By boredomkills89 | 0

#677651 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:19

Why do people just keep flooding this site with stupid parts of their day? Honestly, who the fuck cares? you got a little baby cut you little pussy.

By Tigg3r | 3

#677666 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:30

Uhm? Last time I checked, a three inch long gash down your arm is pretty bad. This means its long and deep people. The OP could've sliced open a vein. OP FYL. Have fun dealing with that one!!!