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  XxDevilxXGt  |  26

I'm a bit skeptical as to what the substance is considering semen isn't sticky after it's dried off. It's a crusty solid. It's not like maple syrup or soda, which is probably what it is. Sorry to ruin the dirty fun everyone, let's all go home now, pack it up.

  Ameel_fml  |  19

To be fair, it's probably just food. Unless the OP's son is generally a dirty/messy person, it's unlikely he was jizzing straight onto the keyboard because that's both gross and might wreck the keys.


Soda or food is more than likely what left the sticky effect, if she meant the keys were sticky to the touch, for semen would no longer be sticky. If she meant that the keys were getting stuck, then the laptop likely gets constant use and some of the springs have misaligned. That happens pretty often with college students. In fact, the one I'm on right now had it happen, too.

  greenfishbait  |  19

Yeah I don't fap on my keyboard, but I have spilled icecream, pop, juice, etc on it, which definitely made it gross. Just because his keyboard is sticky doesn't necessarily mean he's been fapping onto it, he could just be messy in a more innocent sense.

  ohgeejosee  |  19

I was going to comment, giving the most obvious thing at first, but then I was like, "that's gross, I won't." So I'll give another answer:)
A black mans penis after unprotected sex.