By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 18:17 - United Kingdom - Romford

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Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML
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At least he's curious. I mean, who knows what you'll find when you look up unicorn dick-farts?

That's a little screwed up. No, that's very screwed up. Deal with this now before it becomes a problem.

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What in the actual fuck?

Come on, it's not like we all haven't searched for some crazy stuff just because we saw some weird comment somewhere...

*cough* rainbow kiss *cough*

nesteremily 31

Blame the internet

You've never really looked at the internet, have you, 58?

South Park reference?

Fuck you I'm Canadian

nesteremily 31

Nah just the truth lol

I said that because blaming the internet instead of paying more attention is as bad as "Blame Canada!" in the South Park movie. At least that's what I think.

That's a little screwed up. No, that's very screwed up. Deal with this now before it becomes a problem.

crackyeggy 9

...What?

Yeah this needs to be a priority, otherwise the future of that boy is looking very odd.

Oh don't act like your google history is all school assignments, we've all googled some weird shit

Oh of course but sharting kittens is a standard deviation or two away from most histories.

It isn't already a problem?

He's just being a kid, looking up random shit. It won't be a problem, everyone looks up weird stuff

After that I would probably add "Brain Bleach" to the history.

At least he's curious. I mean, who knows what you'll find when you look up unicorn dick-farts?

I found a drawing of a unicorn with a penis on its head and pooping rainbows

tantanpanda 26

that's what the incognito tab is for.

Unicorn dick-farts must have been pretty vile to fuck up his brain that bad

there's worse things he can be looking up on the Internet.

PokeyPorcupine 18

I do believe your son is what us "professionals" call an active imagination.

#8: This needs to be taken care of immediately! If left untreated, it might lead to a condition known as "creativity" later on in life D:!

He's expanding his knowledge

91hayek 31

and dong.

Probably just random shit he heard on the Internet. Most of the things I see and hear, especially nowadays, are pretty darn cringe worthy.